June 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 18, 2009 07:02:17 Posted at June 18, 2009 07:02:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Cheryl K – Congratulations on graduating from the Biotechnology Degree Program! The risk was worth it, right? Your friends and so proud of you!

Happy Birthday Joelle! Have you heard you need a little pick me up? Me too! Am sending you a birthday hug and some good smutty vibes to last through the weekend and more.

And thank you for your emails yesterday to Marcus for his 6th birthday. He doesn’t give a sh-t but please know that I do. Little prick woke up to a birthday cookie package. Here he is waiting for the go ahead to tear it apart. See those eyes? Those are some ungrateful eyes. Those eyes are saying – I want my goddamn cookie. Now.

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