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Christmas can begin!

December 24, 2014 18:24:29 Posted at December 24, 2014 18:24:29
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I told you the other day. It’s not Christmas until Mimi is in Aspen tottering around on big heels and a skimpy snowsuit. This year, we got off to a late start because Mimi had to work SO HARD SO MUCH performing a series of Christmas concerts at the Beacon Theatre. But look! Our butterfly angel has arrived at her Christmas destination! Aspen is Mimi’s North Pole. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I’ve been worried about our rainbow butterfly sequin empress. I was worried that we hadn’t seen her tottering around yet in Aspen, where she usually spends Christmas. And then I realised it’s because she’s been performing a series of shows at the Beacon Theatre – last night was the final. So I’m hoping by the end of the week, she’ll turn up in Colorado in her pink low cut snowsuit with a thong bottom (if anyone can do it, Mimi can) and hover above the ice while 3 bodyguards prop her up, elegantly of course, by the arms.

What cracks me up most about the Beacon Theatre marquee is how is says “show starts at 8pm sharp”. How much confidence did they have when they put that up there?

Mimi’s shows at the Beacon have been mostly drama free.  Read Full Intro

Thursday, December 4, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

3 hours.

That’s Mariah Carey’s average late time. I mean, at this point it should be a working understanding. So I’m not sure why NBC executives expected her to show up “on time” to pre-tape the tree lighting show on Tuesday night. Mimi doesn’t wake up until 7pm so scheduling anything before midnight is pointless.

She claims it was “beyond my control” in a message posted on Twitter. And now we’re being told that she was held back because she and Nick Cannon’s people were arguing on the phone about custody and that even though he knew where she had to be, he still kept her on the phone. Right. And where do you think that information came from?

Since Tuesday got all f-cked up, Mimi had to sing live last night to officially kick off Christmas.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, December 2, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Did you know it’s the 20th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s Merry Christmas? What kind of a lamb am I that I totally forgot? 

As you know, Christmas belongs to Mimi. Dean wrote about this a couple of years ago – 3 Rules For A Very Mimi Christmas. So if you’re a bad lamb like me and you forgot to celebrate Mimi’s milestone, don’t worry. She’s always good for a reminder. This is when she comes alive. Well, halfway.

Mimi released an audio message about Merry Christmas and her upcoming Christmas appearances yesterday. I’ve attached the voice note below. The sh-t quality voice note. This is what I’ve always loved about my Mimi. She claims to be top level.  Read Full Intro

A hoarse butterfly

October 6, 2014 20:00:51 Posted at October 6, 2014 20:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi, our Elusive (but omnipresent) Chanteuse, kicked off her tour in Tokyo the other night. Mimi’s been in the news a lot lately because she and Nick Cannon have separated. And she and Jermaine Dupri broke up too. And no one who isn’t a lamb cared about her new album. So it was time for a good headline. Full Story

The Reinvention of Mimi: as a single mother

August 27, 2014 16:30:30 Posted at August 27, 2014 16:30:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story

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Mimi’s next ordeal

August 21, 2014 14:57:48 Posted at August 21, 2014 14:57:48
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Page Six was on it first. Now TMZ is confirming that Mimi and Nick Cannon are done. Apparently it’s been over for months and they’re just working out the settlement. They’ve not been together since May. Full Story

Mimi’s second breakup?

August 20, 2014 14:30:04 Posted at August 20, 2014 14:30:04
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Page Six has been working hard at the Beyonce-JayZ breakup. Now they’re focusing on another couple: my butterfly and her husband are on the verge of divorce…? According to Page Six sources, Mimi keeps security on Nick Cannon all the time because she’s worried he’ll cheat on her. Full Story

About the time JLo dressed Ben Affleck

June 20, 2014 19:24:28 Posted at June 20, 2014 19:24:28
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Jennifer Lopez was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen this week to promote the new album. The thing about JLo is that she’s always up for a fun playful interview and she can be really, really cute – on purpose, obviously – but there are some people who do it better than others, non? The clip below is 20 minutes long and the sound is not synched up but it was the best I could do with geo-blocking. Full Story

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Ball gowns at the playground

June 3, 2014 20:49:38 Posted at June 3, 2014 20:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi took her kids to the park and this is what she wore. And since she was wearing a ball gown, she was recognised by some fans and they wanted to have their photo taken and she agreed and posted those shots on Twitter too. It’s not that she knows it’s not ridiculous. Full Story

Mimi on public transit

May 30, 2014 19:32:32 Posted at May 30, 2014 19:32:32
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Mimi was at the Fresh Air Fund gala last night, jammed into a baby blue dress with her “titty balls” (as Michael K from Dlisted calls them) in your face. It’s like she could eat them. How did she get there? I’m not exactly sure. Full Story

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Wednesday, May 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

So 50 Cent threw the first pitch at the Pirates Mets game last night. And this is what happened

As if. When Mimi threw out her first pitch, she was in short shorts and heels. Way harder.

Last night Mimi was at the World Music Awards. She was four hours late. Excuses, excuses, something about her label claiming that her album release had been pushed back…but whatever. We know. That’s the Mimi schedule. She’s four hours late for EVERYTHING. And it looks like it too. Mimi looks like it takes Mimi four hours to get ready. So while she might be “elusive”, she certainly isn’t “effortless”.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Thursday, May 8, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

How many people wear floor length gowns to be interviewed by David Letterman?

Mimi.

Mimi did. And not only was it floor length, it was also sparkly and mermaidy. So, you know, if you didn’t know where she was going, you would have assumed it was an award show. Or some kind of gala. No. Just a talk show appearance.

Next question: how many people does it take to jam Mimi into her floor lengths gowns because she insists on wearing clothes that are too small for her? Wait. Who cares? I don’t want her to ever change. Ever. Keep on being “elusive”. Keep on babbling excuses about why it took so long for the album to come out. I don’t understand what the f-ck she’s saying but she’s waving that butterfly ring in my face so, really, what’s the problem?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chanteuse like Caboose

May 2, 2014 19:43:24 Posted at May 2, 2014 19:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I held this post until today because Mimi’s always good before the weekend. You’ve busted your ass. You’re tired. You need to change your mood. You need to start your Friday night off right. Mimi’s album is finally ready. It drops May 27. And now we have a title. With an explanation. Full Story