Sex & the City Articles
You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story
Remember when Carrie Bradshaw, who writes a SEX COLUMN, refused to talk about her sex life with her 3 closest friends in the Sex & the City Movie? Yeah, I rag on that sh-t a lot. Because it was sh-t. And the 2nd one will be sh-t too. Except for Samantha Jones. And… Smith Jerrod? Jason Lewis appeared on set in New York today looking REALLY good. Full Story
They’re continuing to shoot Sex & the City 2 in New York. A familiar prop was back on set today: The mute Asian baby! Photo Assumption says she’s still mute. They put her at the lunch table again. Where are her crayons? How will they use her as a lame plot device this time? Let’s give it a stab: Anthony and Stanford get married. Full Story
When it comes to the Sex & the City sequel. It’s not like there’s a story left to tell that’s worth telling, is there? And don’t say Carrie having kids. As hard as this might be for some people to believe, it IS possible for a character to be complete without knowing motherhood. Full Story
TIFF begins on Thursday. Which means 10 days of heels. Non stop heels. F-ck. It’s getting more and more unbearable. 4 years ago I could manage. I could manage an entire evening. These days, my flipflops are always tucked into my bag. How do these bitches do it all the time? Like Victoria Beckham? Well for starters, they don’t have to walk. Full Story
SJP and Cynthia Nixon are back at work on the set of Sex & the City 2. Today it was Kim Cattrall’s turn. She looks great. I keep hearing Kim’s voice every night this week during the US Open. Love watching evening tennis. And she’s been narrating these intro pieces including player profiles and opening sequences. Full Story
Oprah fans and the MiniVan just squealed. It’s Carrie Bradshaw, sister idol to a generation of toned down Sex & the City watchers on TBS, re-emerging in New York to shoot the sequel. Because the first one didn’t suck enough. The heels, the familiar strut, the bony ass legs, and a very soft light, not unlike the light used in the Mighty Opesie’s studio, to make sure Carrie looks nothing like the haggard new mother of twins. Full Story
Well… I didn’t hate it. But I didn’t love it either. Did you see it? Were you out with Carrie and the girls this weekend? Chances are you were. I went with my Main Gay Darren. We loved her studded belt. And the chemistry between the girls. We giggled at the way Charlotte said: but we’re in Mexico. Jason Lewis is f&cking hot. But the amount of makeup Chris Noth was wearing frightened us. I replied to emails on my blackberry three times because it was too bloody long. And either give the mute Chinese baby something to say or do or don’t include her bloody in the scene!
By the way - where the hell was the 5th lady New York City?
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As for Darren and I… we must be two old bitches. Because we were more excited about the Mamma Mia trailer than the actual movie. Can’t wait!
Darren and I are also the annoying assholes sitting in front of you who won’t shut up. But only during the previews. Especially during the previews for Baz Lurhmann’s Australia, starring Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.
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We played the funnest game ever: Does Her Face Move?
After nearly 45 seconds, during which Granny Nic appeared on screen every other shot, we remarked with delight that it remained frozen. Not even a muscle twitch. But at one point Darren made a momentous discovery. He leaned over and observed wryly:
Of course I lost my sh*t. And more sh*t went missing when Darren followed up by noting that Hugh Jackman was “down-acting” to deflect her handicap, as in intentionally muffling his talent so as to make up for the fact that hers has been immobilised by Botox.
Seriously, you must have a look. It will make your life. And Hugh Jackman really is a dreamboat.
MTV Movie Awards went down Sunday night. Many photos to follow. But it all boils down to this: Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp Forever.
Also the guest list from the GMD’s house party. Oprah and the Scientologists and all turned up. The GMD has powerful friends. It’s Monday – am in Toronto for a two day blast on assignment for eTalk at the CTV Upfronts. Will be blogging all day between shoots. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Many, many, many of you will be seeing the Sex & the City movie some time this weekend. Am assuming then that you know who Patricia Field is. Remember, SJP is not the style icon. It is Patricia Field who made Carrie Bradshaw. At least her wardrobe. Cool thing is, Patricia knows couture but she can also do budget. Full Story
The healing power of good hair…
Haven’t had good hair since breaking my arm. Aside from no golf, one of the worst downsides to a gimpy arm is that I can’t wash my own hair. As such, my husband has been washing my hair. And it’s really not as sexy as it sounds. Because I spend the entire time fighting with him about how much product to use. He squirts out a dime sized dollop on his palm and thinks it’s enough. Next I get a lecture about wasting shampoo. The next 10 minutes is about me pleading with him not to be so cheap. At the end of a very unsatisfying scrub he’ll douse my head in too much conditioner. For some reason it hasn’t been drying the same either.
Bad hair leads to bad everything else: felt dumpy, didn’t want to get dressed, didn’t even want to exfoliate. I normally love exfoliating. But looking cute seemed impossible.
Then, on the advice of the ladies in my book club on Monday night, I went for a blow out yesterday. Totally made my life.
It is the power of good hair. Good hair can move mountains. Good hair could end conflict. Jennifer Aniston has good hair every day. And still she always manages to find something to cry about. This has always confounded me.
SJP has good hair often too. She had great hair last night on the pink carpet at the NYC premiere of Sex & the City. Photos to follow.
And don’t forget, Kim Cattrall is joining us live in studio at eTalk today to answer audience questions and dish on the movie. To be part of the exclusive experience, email eTalkaudience@ctv.ca or call 1-866-460-4797.
Here’s Kim in Vivienne Westwood last night.
Wednesday – am posting all day, check back often to get caught up!
Yours in gossip,
Look how it’s killing Anna Wintour to smile last night on the carpet at the Sex & the City premiere. A little piece of her probably died with the effort. This is, after all, a woman whose soul is sustained only by stepping on others. Smiling for her must be like giving blood … she probably needed to lie down for a few minutes and then yell at someone to recover. Full Story
Love Jennifer Hudson’s hair, weave, wig, whatever. Am all over it. Jennifer plays Carrie’s assistant in Sex and she also has two upcoming film projects slated for release – Winged Creatures and the Secret Life of Bees with Dakota Fanning. Ugh. Hudson is also working on her debut album scheduled to drop in September. Full Story
Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly also very … tactile. Full Story