Everything in Lohan perspective
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Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25.
And then there’s Tara Reid...
There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. There was a time when she’d f-cked up her body so badly I compared her face to someone who’d had a stroke. But check out Tara in Sydney today promoting American Reunion. When evaluated on its own, sure, totally, that sh-t is still a mess. But now that you’ve been looking at Lindsay Lohan day in and day out, comparatively... Reid is the sh-t to Lohan’s diarrhoea, non?
Here’s Lohan with her sister Ali at the airport yesterday. If you didn’t know better, that would be a fried out mom and her teenage daughter, right?
You know why it is that we have to keep saying it? It’s because they’re not saying it. Matt Lauer’s not saying it. The journalists aren’t saying it. In their world, if they don’t say it, it means it’s not true. It means she’s recovered, it means it’s all been wiped clean, it means they get to continue living in pretend...
And how is that ever considered change???