Tom Cruise’s spanking

October 9, 2012 15:24:13 Posted at October 9, 2012 15:24:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Any excuse to use my favourite photo of Tom Cruise. For those of you new to my blog, this image has NOT been altered. It originally appeared in Rolling Stone.

As I reported yesterday, Tom Cruise tagged along with Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, and Chris Hemsworth this weekend in London. Please click here for that article about how it all came together. The occasion was Matt Damon’s birthday at The Box. According to Page Six Tom came by himself, which is no surprise. It really did go down like high school. The cool kids opened up their circle and extended a pity invitation… to Tom Cruise! But that is fascinating, isn’t it? He’s one of the most famous people in the world, super wealthy, and he has no significant relationships, romantic or otherwise, never mind the 3 failed marriages. At what point do you say to yourself -- this isn’t working, I am doing something wrong, what changes should I be making? It doesn’t seem like the Scientology audit system, which is supposed to root out obstacles to happiness and fulfillment, is all that introspective.

Anyway, back to Tom and his new friends -- apparently they were all spanked at some point during the night by a cross-dressing hostess. A sheltered Scientologist is being opened up to a new world of experiences -- now if you’re Damon and Krasinski, do you have a side bet going to see if you can break him?

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