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I told you the other day. It’s not Christmas until Mimi is in Aspen tottering around on big heels and a skimpy snowsuit. This year, we got off to a late start because Mimi had to work SO HARD SO MUCH performing a series of Christmas concerts at the Beacon Theatre. But look! Our butterfly angel has arrived at her Christmas destination! Aspen is Mimi’s North Pole. Full Story
I’ve been worried about our rainbow butterfly sequin empress. I was worried that we hadn’t seen her tottering around yet in Aspen, where she usually spends Christmas. And then I realised it’s because she’s been performing a series of shows at the Beacon Theatre – last night was the final. So I’m hoping by the end of the week, she’ll turn up in Colorado in her pink low cut snowsuit with a thong bottom (if anyone can do it, Mimi can) and hover above the ice while 3 bodyguards prop her up, elegantly of course, by the arms.
What cracks me up most about the Beacon Theatre marquee is how is says “show starts at 8pm sharp”. How much confidence did they have when they put that up there?
Mimi’s shows at the Beacon have been mostly drama free. Read Full Intro
That’s Mariah Carey’s average late time. I mean, at this point it should be a working understanding. So I’m not sure why NBC executives expected her to show up “on time” to pre-tape the tree lighting show on Tuesday night. Mimi doesn’t wake up until 7pm so scheduling anything before midnight is pointless.
She claims it was “beyond my control” in a message posted on Twitter. And now we’re being told that she was held back because she and Nick Cannon’s people were arguing on the phone about custody and that even though he knew where she had to be, he still kept her on the phone. Right. And where do you think that information came from?
Since Tuesday got all f-cked up, Mimi had to sing live last night to officially kick off Christmas. Read Full Intro
Did you know it’s the 20th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s Merry Christmas? What kind of a lamb am I that I totally forgot?
As you know, Christmas belongs to Mimi. Dean wrote about this a couple of years ago – 3 Rules For A Very Mimi Christmas. So if you’re a bad lamb like me and you forgot to celebrate Mimi’s milestone, don’t worry. She’s always good for a reminder. This is when she comes alive. Well, halfway.
Mimi released an audio message about Merry Christmas and her upcoming Christmas appearances yesterday. I’ve attached the voice note below. The sh-t quality voice note. This is what I’ve always loved about my Mimi. She claims to be top level. Read Full Intro
Mimi, our Elusive (but omnipresent) Chanteuse, kicked off her tour in Tokyo the other night. Mimi’s been in the news a lot lately because she and Nick Cannon have separated. And she and Jermaine Dupri broke up too. And no one who isn’t a lamb cared about her new album. So it was time for a good headline. Full Story
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are just about done. While no official announcement has been made, it’s undeniable now that not only is a confirmation imminent but that they are never, ever getting back together. According to TMZ the two are even getting on quite well, for the sake of the children, and most of the terms of the divorce have already been settled, with Nick coming out of this looking really, really good. Full Story
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Jennifer Lopez was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen this week to promote the new album. The thing about JLo is that she’s always up for a fun playful interview and she can be really, really cute – on purpose, obviously – but there are some people who do it better than others, non? The clip below is 20 minutes long and the sound is not synched up but it was the best I could do with geo-blocking. Full Story
So 50 Cent threw the first pitch at the Pirates Mets game last night. And this is what happened.
As if. When Mimi threw out her first pitch, she was in short shorts and heels. Way harder.
Last night Mimi was at the World Music Awards. She was four hours late. Excuses, excuses, something about her label claiming that her album release had been pushed back…but whatever. We know. That’s the Mimi schedule. She’s four hours late for EVERYTHING. And it looks like it too. Mimi looks like it takes Mimi four hours to get ready. So while she might be “elusive”, she certainly isn’t “effortless”.
Yours in gossip,
How many people wear floor length gowns to be interviewed by David Letterman?
Mimi did. And not only was it floor length, it was also sparkly and mermaidy. So, you know, if you didn’t know where she was going, you would have assumed it was an award show. Or some kind of gala. No. Just a talk show appearance.
Next question: how many people does it take to jam Mimi into her floor lengths gowns because she insists on wearing clothes that are too small for her? Wait. Who cares? I don’t want her to ever change. Ever. Keep on being “elusive”. Keep on babbling excuses about why it took so long for the album to come out. I don’t understand what the f-ck she’s saying but she’s waving that butterfly ring in my face so, really, what’s the problem?
Yours in gossip,
I held this post until today because Mimi’s always good before the weekend. You’ve busted your ass. You’re tired. You need to change your mood. You need to start your Friday night off right. Mimi’s album is finally ready. It drops May 27. And now we have a title. With an explanation. Full Story