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Monday, March 15, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I thought Jude Law did a great job hosting Saturday Night Live. Or maybe, being an anglophile, I was just too distracted by his accent. It just sounds so f-cking good. And, since he’s back together with Sienna, he looks really f-cking good too. Where was Sienna? Oh Sienna was there. She slipped in, she kept a low profile, and they managed to avoid photographs. Sigh. If only he was more kind about taking responsibility for his penis.

On the subject of another Brit – poor Becks!

Sorry about the late start today. Had to finish the Michael Buble article (finally)! It’ll be posted first, and then George Clooney and Jennifer Aniston and on and on and on. Full Intro

Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live Jude Law on Saturday Night Live

Posted at 7:37 AM

Johnny in his jammies!

Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, come from the Chinese mall. I also have very particular waistband requirements. Full Story

Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas Johnny Depp shoots The Tourist in Venice in pyjamas

Posted at 2:16 PM

Monday morning scowly face

I prefer it to constipation face – check out Robert Pattinson in costume in England today shooting Bel Ami. More of this please and less of the moony, tortured love sickness face we’re forced to endure through Twilight and all its sequels. At least with a scowl it looks like he *might* have some bite. Full Story

Robert Pattinson on set of Bel Ami Robert Pattinson on set of Bel Ami Robert Pattinson on set of Bel Ami Robert Pattinson on set of Bel Ami Robert Pattinson on set of Bel Ami Robert Pattinson on set of Bel Ami Kristen Stewart at LAX Kristen Stewart at LAX Kristen Stewart at LAX Kristen Stewart at LAX Kristen Stewart at LAX Kristen Stewart at LAX Kristen Stewart at LAX

Posted at 1:55 PM

Let it go

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event Mischa Barton at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event

Posted at 12:45 PM

Best Actress Oscar curse strikes again

Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt broke up. Halle Berry and Eric Benet same. Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Now Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Coincidence or a curse? The Best Actresses and their relationship woes. Just announced today – Winslet and Mendes are over. Full Story

Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes to divorce

Posted at 11:32 AM

Smutty Tingles

Becks won’t give up, and Victoria really wanted to turn the World Cup pitch into her personal runway (Dlisted)

Ebola’s nipples attack Mexico (The Superficial)

Great. So now they’re publicly trying to make her feel sh-tty about herself (Popeater)

Ashley Greene shows off her extensions (Hollywood Tuna)

Marion Cotillard honoured. And SO f-cking elegant (Just Jared)

Katie and Little Sci out and about (Pop Sugar)

Halle Berry gets ready to celebrate (ASL)

If I show my ass on Twitter will I double my followers? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

OMG. Gisele post-pregnancy in Vogue. I feel ugly (INO)

Mother Madonna tells Jesus what not to do: Lilo! (Cele|bitchy)

Posted at 11:14 AM

Tell Porny it’s not her length

Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts her off below the knee. Full Story

Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America Jessica Simpson promotes Price of Beauty on Good Morning America

Posted at 10:06 AM

Career highs for some, career lows for others

It depends who it is. Heidi Montag butchered her face and body. Her reward? Montag excitedly tweeted about it the other day. She’s landed a cameo in a movie. And not just any movie. It’s a JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston promoting The Bounty Hunter in New York Jennifer Aniston promoting The Bounty Hunter in New York Jennifer Aniston promoting The Bounty Hunter in New York Jennifer Aniston promoting The Bounty Hunter in New York Jennifer Aniston promoting The Bounty Hunter in New York Jennifer Aniston promoting The Bounty Hunter in New York

Posted at 9:03 AM

They won’t miss Izzie

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story

Katherine Heigl going for lunch in LA Katherine Heigl going for lunch in LA Katherine Heigl going for lunch in LA Katherine Heigl going for lunch in LA Katherine Heigl going for lunch in LA Katherine Heigl going for lunch in LA

Posted at 8:35 AM

Happier without her?

A week after the Oscars and George Clooney is in Hawaii shooting a new movie called The Descendents working with Alexander Payne. You know him from Sideways. It’s a small-ish film. Not unlike Sideways and Little Miss Sunshine. George plays a rich man who reassesses his life and priorities after his wife and daughters are in an accident. Full Story

George Clooney in better spirits on the set of The Descendents in Hawaii George Clooney in better spirits on the set of The Descendents in Hawaii George Clooney in better spirits on the set of The Descendents in Hawaii George Clooney in better spirits on the set of The Descendents in Hawaii George Clooney in better spirits on the set of The Descendents in Hawaii George Clooney in better spirits on the set of The Descendents in Hawaii

Posted at 8:30 AM

Michael Buble

Background: I have been very, VERY critical of Michael Buble especially while he was dating Emily Blunt who is, as many of you know, in my estimation, as close to perfect as it gets in Hollywood... with the exception of Marion Cotillard. But this is another discussion. There were allegations of infidelity, of douchey behaviour, and I wrote about it extensively. Full Story

Michael Buble and Mark Salling at dinner

Posted at 8:24 AM

March 15, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Happy Birthday Dana F! When I’m next in Toronto, there will be several cocktails, and a lot of gossip. Mostly about YOU. Am excited for your fresh start. Wishing you the best year and a lot of young ass. Raising a spicy Caesar/tall Guiness/fishbowl of wine to Kelly M who, at only 5 ft tall, can apparently out-drink a football team! Happy 30th Birthday! With love from Taryn. Full Story

Stephanie and Amanor's wedding cake Stephanie and Amanor Kelly Taryn and Kelly

Posted at 7:45 AM

Friday, March 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

In the excitement of Oscar weekend, I’ve forgotten to big up Johnny Depp and Tim Burton for their massive Alice in Wonderland opening - $116 million to start, now almost $140, the 6th biggest in history, the best ever in March, and not showing signs of slowing down. Needless to say, Disney LOVES working with Depp. Now the star of two extremely lucrative franchises for the studio, a proven box office performer, it probably surprises him more than it does anyone else. And still he doesn’t get papped every day and his private life is still private. If Johnny Depp can do it, why can’t they?

Have not seen Alice. And probably won’t this weekend. First priority: Green Zone. If you see it and you’re into it, make sure you read the book on which it is based, Imperial Life in the Emerald City by Rajiv Chandrasekaran. SO good. Full Intro

Posted at 6:28 AM

No, he needs something else

We’ve all been watching JailBait fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley Cyrus is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers from first heartbreak that determines the course of the rest of her life. Full Story

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Posted at 2:42 PM

Peaches & Cream on the carpet

Kristen Stewart’s makeup last night at the LA premiere of The Runaways was gorgeous. Fresh and glow and young and promising, love it. As for the dress, you Twi-Hards have been asking for my opinion on it all day… I don’t. The colour - wonderful. She popped. Amazing. And on the hanger, it’s a great idea. Full Story

Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of The Runaways

Posted at 2:02 PM

Young Artists for Haiti

Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. Full Story

K'Naan Drake Drake Nelly Furtado Avril Lavigne leaving Beso in LA Avril Lavigne leaving Beso in LA

Posted at 1:25 PM

Smutty Tingles

The worst Lilo you’ve ever seen. And she looks bald too. (Dlisted)

Amanda Seyfried’s CRAZY ASS body. And the dumbass things that come out of her mouth (The Superficial)

Gaga’s shoe weave is better than Britney head weave (Popeater)

What Ebola wore to its mother’s birthday. Would you ever??? (Hollywood Tuna)

A week in New York for Sienna and Jude (Just Jared)

Not even Kristen Stewart can make Taylor Lautner seem human (Pop Sugar)

Porny defends Gabby! And talks about her booty shorts! (E!Online)

People are still taking pictures of Rose McGowan (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lady Gaga’s sister makes a cameo (Towleroad)

Getting ready to replace Britney? (Cele|bitchy)

Posted at 12:41 PM

Ex Mr. Popular

We ran into Ryan Phillippe a couple of times during Oscar week. It’s like he’s like a faded high school quarterback. It’s never easy. To be so popular...and then not popular anymore and to keep loving the popular girl only to watch her popularity eclipse his. Rumour has it, he and Abbie Cornish broke up because he was unfaithful. Full Story

A slimmer Ryan Phillippe out and about in LA A slimmer Ryan Phillippe out and about in LA A slimmer Ryan Phillippe out and about in LA A slimmer Ryan Phillippe out and about in LA A slimmer Ryan Phillippe out and about in LA A slimmer Ryan Phillippe out and about in LA

Posted at 11:00 AM

This Hot Bitch...

Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s lips aren’t taking over her face. Full Story

Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU Sharon Stone in New York on set of Law & Order SVU

Posted at 9:33 AM

Speaking of uncool...

I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story

Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans Joe Jonas shopping at the Grove with friends in skinny jeans

Posted at 8:38 AM