25 things Chris Brown wants you to know about Chris Brown

August 27, 2015 16:29:41 Posted at August 27, 2015 16:29:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s a semi-regular US Weekly feature – 25 things you didn’t know…

This time the subject is Chris Brown.

#24 on Chris Brown’s list is:
Success or money never changed who I am as a person.

Even though he’s already told you that he owns 14 Burger Kings (#5), bought his mother a $1 million home when he was 15 (#14), and made $4 million off his clothing line in the first year.

#25 on Chris Brown’s list is that he thinks “the best thing God created was a woman”, which is all kinds of f-cked up because we’ve seen, time and again, how he treats women, but just a reminder, he tells us at #19 that his first car was a Lamborghini. You really want to be reminding us of what happens when you drive Lamborghinis? Sure. Because I’m not his target audience. If you want to torture yourself, spend a few minutes reading One Direction fan fiction. The set-up is often that the girl falls for a pop star who treats them like sh-t, like seriously f-cked up sh-t, for 90% of the story before coming to his senses and proposing. But how many times do guys like that come to their senses?

Click here to read 25 facts about Chris Brown provided by Chris Brown.

Or…better yet… click here to read 25 facts about Mariah Carey provided by Mimi, if you haven’t already. Mimi will always be a balm for your anger.

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