Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Would love to know how it works when it comes to wedding photo negotiations. Like does George Clooney tell PEOPLE and HELLO! that "I won't take anything less than what Brad got"? Or does he say "If you give me x percent more, I'll give you x percent more - more photos, more quotes, more access"?

And is there a photo checklist from the publication that has to be satisfied? Like do PEOPLE and HELLO! specify that they want:

- The Dress, front and back
- The Cake
- Bride and Groom together, must be touching
- $100k bonus if you give us a kiss
- $100k bonus if you give us a photo of celebrity guests
- at least one group family shot
- at least one sappy quote

Who has the power here? The seller or the buyer? The buyer ended up getting shafted for the Timberlake wedding when all the pictures came back low quality and not all that impressive.  Read Full Intro

The Carters & Beckham

September 30, 2014 21:27:45 Posted at September 30, 2014 21:27:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Today in Paris at the Paris Saint-Germain F.C. vs Barcelona F.C. football match. Sitting together. Hanging together. Laughing together. Unfortunately no Posh. The last I saw Posh was back in London at her flagship which isn't even a week old. Maybe David's inviting Beyonce and JayZ to come check it out. Full Story

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Who is Amal Alamuddin?

September 30, 2014 21:05:03 Posted at September 30, 2014 21:05:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So here’s what’s been coming up a lot in my inbox about Amal Alamuddin after the weekend wedding Spectacular! Spectacular! 1.She loves the attention, therefore she must be a famewhore 2.If she’s a famewhore, she can’t do her job. 3.When is she doing her job? Amal Alamuddin’s credentials speak for themselves. Full Story

Leo & Tom: single together

September 30, 2014 19:58:40 Posted at September 30, 2014 19:58:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

I left Leonardo DiCaprio’s name off the list yesterday when I posted about Tom Cruise being the single guy standing after George Clooney’s wedding…and how unexpected that was. Click here for a refresher. Here’s Leo in LA yesterday walking around with some friends and that beard that takes 6 months to grow. Full Story

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What Amal changed into

September 30, 2014 19:35:57 Posted at September 30, 2014 19:35:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Also Oscar de la Renta. The paps were able to get a shot of Amal Alamuddin during the reception but after the ceremony and, as you can see, it’s silver with some fringe and, frankly, I like it a lot better than that snore she ended up choosing. But VOGUE is blowing it all up with an exclusive behind-the-scenes fitting feature with her that they posted today. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 30, 2014 18:55:13 Posted at September 30, 2014 18:55:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drama at The View already or is that what they want you to think? (Dlisted

Michael Phelps, a real winner (Just Jared

Fontrum from Jennifer Love Hewitt (The Superficial

The Jolie-Pitts seem to want to be in the news this week. Wonder why… (Cele|bitchy

If you want to stop the rumours, maybe don’t bring “pressures of marriage” into the public explanation? (Too Fab

Gwen Stefani is back to solo (Pink Is The New Blog

Matt Bomer is a great choice to play Montgomery Clift (Towleroad

Sofia Vergara and Joe Meatball hanging out with Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (Pop Sugar

This is what Selena Gomez looks like when she thinks she looks good (Popoholic

YASSSS Cate. YASSSS. The colour of these shoes is the crowning moment of this outfit (Go Fug Yourself
 

Chanel’s protest

September 30, 2014 17:31:05 Posted at September 30, 2014 17:31:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ PATRICK KOVARIK/ Getty

Normally I’d post this in LifeStyle but Chanel’s always a spectacle and every other runway has been cockblocked by Amal Alamuddin so Karl had to do something extra, as he does. The clothes were secondary to the messages. A rally. A protest rally. And that becomes fashion. Full Story

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Get off Jeremy Renner’s lawn

September 30, 2014 17:08:45 Posted at September 30, 2014 17:08:45
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Splash

Jeremy Renner’s new movie, Kill The Messenger, opens on October 10 (against RDJ’s The Judge—do you think they’re giving each other a hard time about box office competition?), and as such Renner is giving us the hard shill. Kill The Messenger is opening in a crowded October dominated by a lot of flashy titles like Gone Girl and Fury, so he’s got to hustle to draw attention to his movie. Full Story

Gwyneth’s Blo

September 30, 2014 15:42:09 Posted at September 30, 2014 15:42:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was announced earlier this year that Gwyneth Paltrow was collaborating with Blo. It’s a hair bar. The link for more information is below. Earlier this month, they revealed that they would be releasing a new lookbook of Blo signature styles. Stylist David Babali and Gwyneth created the vision together and they brought on an illustrator, Megan Hess, who’s had experience drawing for Chanel, Dior, etc. Full Story

Magic Mike’s new friends

September 30, 2014 15:24:56 Posted at September 30, 2014 15:24:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

A quick programming note: there was a major delay on the subway this morning and I had that appointment at the eye clinic (I’m a good candidate for laser eye surgery) and so I’m just trying to catch up between preparing for The Social which goes live in a couple of hours.  Going to hit you up with a few quick posts and photos and then focus on heavier analysis – including George Clooney’s wedding details – later on this afternoon. Full Story

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Amal Alamuddin's wedding dress

September 30, 2014 14:42:54 Posted at September 30, 2014 14:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported yesterday (click here for a refresher), Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney's wedding photos were sold to PEOPLE and HELLO! and not VOGUE as initially reported. VOGUE doesn't have that kind of money. What, really, was there left to see though? Well, obviously, the dress. Full Story

Her nickname for him

September 30, 2014 14:24:44 Posted at September 30, 2014 14:24:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she's been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn't been shy about sharing, is "Monster Cock". Full Story

September 30, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 30, 2014 13:45:03 Posted at September 30, 2014 13:45:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“To our feisty, funny, and flawless Denise on her birthday. Whether you are raising the next generation of comedians, wrangling donation baskets (and donors) for your kids' school, battling the flood, being a foster mom to guide puppies, or dealing with last-minute family descending upon your house, you handle life's crises with humour and a ruthless efficiency. Full Story

Monday, September 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

George Clooney’s wedding ended up being more of a spectacle than Beyonce’s and Beyonce is the queen of spectacle. Things you thought you’d never say…

Things that happened in 2014:

George Clooney got married.

Brad Pitt got married.

Kanye West got married.

When we check back with all three in five years, what will be the update? God I wish I had a time machine. If I had a time machine I’d check in with them in 2019 and I’d also fast forward to two weeks from now because I’m a chicken sh-t.

There’s a mole I’ve had on my upper lip, right where the bows meet. Over the last couple of years, a cyst has grown under it. And it won’t stop growing. I’m attaching a picture. From some angles, it looks like a pimple.  Read Full Intro