A Craigslist Closet Case
Okay, I spend all day and night cruising on Craigslist, yet I never find sh-t like this! Lainey had to send this to me to look at (thanks akong!):
*are you Asian and hot? want to f-ck a movie star?* - 26 (Vancouver)
So here's the scoop I'm 26 caucasian and f-cking hot I'm here in town for filming staying at an upscale hotel. I'll let you know all the details later... I'm a B list actor but will be on the A list very shortly in good time. What am I looking for you ask? A gorgeous asian boy that I can f-ck the hell out of. F.Y.I. I'm not out and everyone thinks I'm straight but being gay is my secret to keep. This little rendezvous will happen in my hotel room and yes I'm registered under an alias. Please send me a cock pic, body pic and face pic. P.S. If I don't get back to you with this fake e-mail just means I'm not interested and your not what I'm looking for. I'm extremely particular. If your the one to meet me you will 100% not be disappointed and you most likely wont believe it's me.......I've seen so many cute asians in this city....................Get back to me if your one of them.... Oh ya I will not send you a pic of me. If you see this add I'm still looking... I will not respond to one sentence questions....
This ad comes from Craigslist Vancouver. I could be in Vancouver. I could be a gorgeous Asian boy. I could be anything you want me to be, just to find out who this supposed closet case is!
You know I totally answered it, too. Hey, it’s all in the name of investigative blogging, aight?
And who is currently filming in Vancouver that this could possibly apply to? I’m pinning my hopes on LipGloss. Or could it be someone from the Twilight cast? Come on all you Vancouver Gaysians, you need to GET THIS DONE! And then get back to me with your report! Preferably with photos!
Comedienne Margaret Cho once said, “Craigslist personals is like the PennySaver of online dating.”
So the question here is: Is LipGloss trolling for Asian ass? On Craigslist?
Written by Alan W
File photos from Wenn.com