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1. Tom Cruise
2. Victoria Beckham
3. Brad Pitt
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Britney Spears
6. Jennifer Aniston
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Paris Hilton
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Nicole Kidman
11. David Beckham
12. Katie Holmes
13. Madonna
14. Justin Timberlake
15. Jay- Z
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. KFed
18. Jessica Biel
19. Nicky Hilton
20. Elton John
21. Prince Harry
22. Gwyneth Paltrow
23. Jennifer Lopez
24. Sienna Miller
25. Ryan Reynolds

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Adrian Grenier: signs of Ebola infection

Much sympathy to fans of Adrian Grenier who were heartbroken last summer when he started dicking around with Paris Hilton and even defended her publicly, calling her a nice person.

Somehow Hollywood Ebola penetrated through his decency…and now Adrian Grenier is a diseased victim. Paris’s black hole vag shows no mercy, see?

Evidence of his infection can be seen in the way he wears his pants. Once lean and lanky, Adrian’s jeans for some reason are no longer hanging properly. He was photographed the other day with awkwardly puffy pockets – never a good sign.

Further proof that Hollwood Ebola ate his soul – Adrian has supposedly turned into a douchebag the size of John Mayer. Word is he came on to a girl the other night and opened by telling her he was a “documentary filmmaker”. Snort.

When she told him she was “in fashion” he cut to the chase and replied:

"That's cool. So how about we go home and I f*ck the sh*t out of you."

Apparently that kind of closer works with Paris Hilton. Shockingly, this time, the girl passed. Shocking.

source
photos from Wenn.com

Posted on Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 7:48 AM