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Beautiful aging Hollywood stars and older celebrities.

Even his forehead crease is attractive

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2014 21:08:46 April 9, 2014 21:08:46
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Rob Lowe is promoting a new book called Love Life. I can imagine. What are the stories that aren’t fit to print? Anyway, while promoting the book a few days ago, Rob talked about how his looks may have gotten in the way of his career. Like Mrs Timberlake and others before him, his beauty was, apparently, a burden. Full Story

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Is Rob Lowe an incubus?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 20, 2014 13:50:16 January 20, 2014 13:50:16
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It isn’t that Rob Lowe is aging gracefully—Matt Damon is aging gracefully. Rob Lowe doesn’t appear to be aging AT ALL. There has to be an explanation for how he looks so impossibly young and fresh on the cusp of his fiftieth birthday. I’ve narrowed it down to five things. 1) Rob Lowe is drinking unicorn blood. Full Story

I don’t know how he does it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2013 21:00:56 August 15, 2013 21:00:56
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Rob Lowe. Does he sacrifice puppies or something? WHAT? HOW? I have nothing else to say about Rob Lowe except he’s leaving Parks & Recreation. Fine. But what is your secret????????? Also posting new photos of Eddie Redmayne walking around in London because he looks really good in those pants and I like his grumpy I just woke up face. Full Story

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Granny Freeze and This Hot Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2013 15:38:44 May 24, 2013 15:38:44
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This Hot Bitch... Look at her. Sharon Stone. She’s a big deal in Cannes, every year, and she works hard for amfAR, and she was working it hard last night at the annual gala raising money for AIDS research in a white gown that was made for retired strippers. Check out the back of it. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s best date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 14:56:33 March 25, 2013 14:56:33
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Is Helen Mirren. He presented her with the Empire Legend Award in London last night. Look at this woman. She is spectacular. She is spectacular in that dress. She is spectacular with the coat on top of it. She is spectacular all the time. And did you see Phil Spector on HBO last night? I watched it on a screener last week and couldn’t sleep afterwards, Al Pacino was so f-cking creepy. Full Story

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Best Oscar Red: Sally Field

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 15:48:21 February 25, 2013 15:48:21
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You know, I know that red dresses are kind of frowned upon on this site from time to time. I know that the prevailing wisdom is that it’s impossible to do one well.  To this I say you know what? We’re throwing out the rule book. Because Sally Field is fantastic, and she looks spectacular, and she’s doing that thing where the dress reminds you of the part without actually being a costume from the show, and I was delighted. Full Story

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Best Globe Cap Sleeve: Sally Field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 15:59:59 January 14, 2013 15:59:59
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Love the cap sleeve. The cap sleeve works at any age. It worked for Reese Witherspoon at her first Oscars, it works for Sally Field here at her, I dunno, how many Golden Globes has she attended? The colour is lovely on her. And the cleavage too. And her face isn’t jacked. And at 66 she still lights you up inside when she smiles. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch takes her son to Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2012 14:37:28 June 29, 2012 14:37:28
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Sharon Stone is in Paris with her son Quinn. Holiday? Sure. And a convenient photo shoot. Just to rub it into your ass how well she looks in her 50s. Like, ridiculous. And totally the opposite of over-processed. Her lips aren’t giving birth to new lips, her cheeks aren’t filled, she has lines, she isn’t trying to be 25, and in not trying to look 25, she’s looking at least 10 years, if not more, younger than she is. Full Story

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Madonna & Michelle Pfeiffer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2012 20:54:08 June 18, 2012 20:54:08
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Are the same age. I guess there are many different ways of doing it... Here’s Michelle Pfeiffer this weekend at the premiere of People Like Us. She looks lovely. She doesn’t look like she’s fighting it. Do you remember her in Tequila Sunrise? This is my favourite Mel Gibson movie. Full Story

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On Great Skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2012 20:37:17 June 6, 2012 20:37:17
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This is Sharon Stone on Sunday at The Elizabeth Glaser Paediatric AIDS Foundation A Time For Heroes picnic in LA. She just turned 54. She and Madonna were born the same year. Well that’s another way to do it, isn’t it? Am I crazy? Because Sharon Stone looks amazing to me. Way better than Nicole Kidman who’s 10 years younger, way better than Lindsay Lohan who’s 20 years younger. Full Story

Rob Lowe’s genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2012 18:29:55 April 20, 2012 18:29:55
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Rob Lowe is participating in a charity event in Vancouver. He arrived yesterday with his assistant, then went for a walk in Stanley Park. Which he pretty much turned into an advertisement for Stanley Park. Right? This...doesn’t seem possible. Rob Lowe should be volunteering his biology, every part of himself, for testing. Full Story

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