Aging Gorgessity Articles

Beautiful aging Hollywood stars and older celebrities.

A moment of Jason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 12:11:38 June 16, 2011 12:11:38

Can we take a moment to enjoy Jason Bateman? That doesn’t require an explanation, does it? And he looks SO GOOD here at The Green Lantern premiere last night. SO good. Those freckles! And young, still, without looking DONE. Boyish without any pull? This is my problem sometimes with Rob Lowe’s face. Full Story

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Oh Dame!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2011 13:33:55 April 19, 2011 13:33:55

Katherine Heigl only wishes… The premiere of Arthur went down tonight in London. And while Katy Perry wore a flesh coloured tight dress and showed off her 25 year old body, the real woman of the evening was, no question, hands down, the Dame herself, Helen Mirren. Please. Enjoy this. Enjoy the amazingness of that little black biker jacket. Full Story

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Ashley & Marisa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2011 09:48:47 April 5, 2011 09:48:47

Have received a lot of email the last couple of days about Ashley Judd’s face. She’s out in the open right now because she’s promoting her memoir All That Is Bitter & Sweet. A lot of explosive revelations about childhood abuse and how sh-tty it was growing up in that family. She’ll also be on Who Do You Think You Are on Friday. Full Story

Get old like Goldie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2011 14:38:32 March 31, 2011 14:38:32

As noted earlier, there was a random collection of celebrities invited to Gorbachev’s 80th birthday celebration last night in London. Among them Goldie Hawn. Who looked like she was lettin’er rip last night. This broad knows, has always known, how to have a good time. Has never apologised for knowing how to have a good time. Full Story

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“Half of everything” looks great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 07:36:51 March 10, 2011 07:36:51

Remember he said that? Remember Sean Penn told The Hollywood Reporter that: "I got practical issues, like everyone else...I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it's not like I don't have to work." (Source Full Story

Oscar Charcoal: Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2011 07:44:30 February 28, 2011 07:44:30

Duana and I just talked about Helen Mirren – she thinks it’s a big “samey”, she didn’t get “emotional” about this look the way she got emotional about Cate Blanchett’s. Didn’t we all get emotional about Cate Blanchett? We’ll get to Cate Blanchett later. Full Story

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Michelle Jackie O

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 10:52:44 February 23, 2011 10:52:44

Michelle Pfeiffer was photographed in New York today on the set of New Year's Eve. As you can see, she's in costume as an older woman. And, to me at least, looks like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis in the later part of her life. Yes? I like that she hasn't touched her lips. It's that lip thing again, see? If you leave them alone, it's less obvious if you've f-cked around with anything else. Full Story

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Age gaps and f-ck buddies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 22, 2011 12:38:00 February 22, 2011 12:38:00

Written by Sasha Hi Sasha! So here's the deal: Last November I met up with a guy through lavalife for the sole purpose of hooking up. We met up for a drink and I had an instant attraction for him, not just because he's hot but his personality and sense of humour are killer. Full Story

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Leave the lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2011 11:42:00 January 26, 2011 11:42:00

The photos really don't do her justice. This is the third or fourth time I've interviewed Demi Moore on a carpet. And each time it's pretty spectacular. Right now she's the thinnest I've seen her. Little little legs. And up close you can see there ARE wrinkles, signs of age. Around the eyes, her mouth. Full Story

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This Hot Bitch invests well

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2011 14:29:58 January 12, 2011 14:29:58

I mean she must, right? Sharon Stone was in Paris today shopping at Chopard. As noted repeatedly, this hot bitch is still a superstar in France. In Europe. Where fame has no expiry date. Sharon turns 53 in March. And why do I call her This Hot Bitch? Because, well, look at her. This, along with Demi Moore, is what happens when great genes meet good doctors. Full Story

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Prospera is busy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2010 08:34:46 August 3, 2010 08:34:46

Have a look at Helen Mirren yesterday on the New York set of Arthur starring Russell Brand. She plays his nanny or something. Now that is not a Lara Flynn Boyle face, is it? I see age on that face. A LOT of age. And is age a bad thing? Well, let’s consider what’s going on with Helen Mirren. Full Story

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