Aging Gorgessity Articles

Beautiful aging Hollywood stars and older celebrities.

They all can’t be Helen Mirren

May 11, 2010 14:03:08 Posted at May 11, 2010 14:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren

January 25, 2010 05:15:05 Posted at January 25, 2010 05:15:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A cut above the ones coming now. Full Story

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Meryl + Tina

December 10, 2009 11:25:00 Posted at December 10, 2009 11:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major fangirl crushing. Last night in New York at the premiere of Meryl’s latest It’s Complicated, Tina showed up to support her co-star Alec Baldwin, of course, but there’s no doubt a lot of respect for La Streep too. After all, aside from her obvious CAPABILITIES, Meryl Streep, now 60, has had a run of box office dominance that’s been remarkable, especially considering this is an industry that ordinarily favours and celebrates youth above all. Full Story

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She ain’t no cougar

November 9, 2009 10:32:32 Posted at November 9, 2009 10:32:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s a puma. This is what Demi Moore cheekily prefers to be called. Look at her. On the cover of the new W Magazine. Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Demi Moore is 47. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman would age herself 5 years if she could be like this. The article is an interesting read for a change. Because it’s not as jump-up-her-ass as these pieces usually are. Full Story

Better genes

October 15, 2009 13:52:34 Posted at October 15, 2009 13:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It makes my friend Jody very happy when I post pictures of him. I am happy to post them. Am happy to make her happy. So everyone wins with Jason Bateman. Jason was with his Couples Retreat co-stars in London today at a photocall to promote the film. Look how handsome. Jason Bateman and Rob Lowe. They never age, do they? It’s the genes. Full Story

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Who’s younger?

October 14, 2009 07:19:20 Posted at October 14, 2009 07:19:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up at the 2009 Freedom Awards last night in LA. Like, what the f-ck Demi? It’s not fair for the rest of us. See now I’ve been up close to this. I’ve looked at it in person. In person it’s not scary, it’s not grotesque, it’s not unnatural… It’s ridiculous, yes, but also pretty real. Full Story

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The beautiful Demi

August 4, 2009 08:58:13 Posted at August 4, 2009 08:58:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore’s face f-cks up my sh-t. Seriously. It’s crazy. It’s SO ridiculously beautiful. And well preserved. Without looking preserved. Without freaking you out. No Madge styles. No Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman styles. No painful peel marks. And creepy cheek implants. She doesn’t have 6 lips. Full Story

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Tony Queens

June 8, 2009 06:50:36 Posted at June 8, 2009 06:50:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that sh-t happen. Full Story

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They don’t have to be in their 20s...

May 11, 2009 09:08:17 Posted at May 11, 2009 09:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To be sexy. Hell no. Two examples: Connie Britton at the White House Correspondents’ dinner and forever Annette Bening at the Noches de Ninos Gala on Saturday night. Tami Taylor, per usual, brought the ladies. It’s one of the cornerstones of Friday Night Lights – Mrs Taylor’s tight tops. Full Story

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The Queen cut her hair

March 10, 2009 09:25:00 Posted at March 10, 2009 09:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been so much about the youths lately…how about some balance with a silver lady? Helen Mirren last night and her husband Taylor Hackford at the Geffen Gala. She rocked a bob for years but it looks like the Queen has gone shorter. You likey? Besides talking out of her ass – repeatedly! – Helen’s been busier than ever, not unlike Meryl Streep and Susan Sarandon, proving that working girls can be mature. Full Story