Agreeing with the Alba Bitch

January 8, 2008 07:26:26 Posted at January 8, 2008 07:26:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s pregnant and she’s been crustier than hell but on this point, we are in total agreement. It’s Jessica Alba on Zac Efron as told to Elle Magazine:

"He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, ‘My God, you’re just a little kid.""

Yes! Yes! Yes!

But I imagine I’ve now totally become my parents. Back in the day, when they couldn’t understand why we were all crushing on Michael Jackson – don’t lie. You were too. With his lipgloss and her jerry curls in his yellow sweater, skinny as sh*t and still we wanted him to be our boyfriend

I understand now why my mother was confounded.

Because I feel the same way about Zac Efron. Like… ew. Not a girl, not yet a woman. And never a man.

I mean look at it. I’ve met poodles that are manlier than this boy. And yet an entire generation of hormonal prepubescents are pining over it, to say nothing of the gays.

Zac Efron is the new Michael Jackson?


Photos from and

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