Theon Greyjoy at the beach
Pretty sure no one else is going to care about this but my eyes bugged at these photos of Theon Greyjoy on the beach in Miami and initially I thought that this is actually how he dresses for real but it turns out he’s shooting a movie which...I’m almost disappointed about because, well, look.
Theon Greyjoy is, perhaps, the mega loser of the Seven Kingdoms, maybe even a bigger loser than that tiresome Catelyn Stark. God I want her to die. But I don’t want him to die. DO NOT TELL ME IF HE DIES. You need someone to pleasure-hate on a show. I love pleasure hating Theon Greyjoy. I hope Theon Greyjoy kills Catelyn Stark. Then I hope Arya Stark kills Theon Greyjoy, after she has sex with Sam, the kid from Love Actually who plays Jojen Reed.