Ali Lohan Gossip

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It runs in the family

April 30, 2009 08:51:12 Posted at April 30, 2009 08:51:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’re genetic, right? Discuss. Full Story

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3 Dirty Faces

April 16, 2009 11:53:35 Posted at April 16, 2009 11:53:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy. F-ck. What did old hag Ali Lohan do to her face? Or… what did her mother let her do to her face? That is not a 15 year old face! And it’s not the face she was born with either! You all seem to be surgery and injection experts – you tell me: what is going on here? And why do all three of them look like they smeared themselves in decade-old foundation? Here they are, the ladies of Lohan, last night at an A/X watch launch event trying to stay relevant. Full Story

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Lilo or Die

April 14, 2009 06:42:33 Posted at April 14, 2009 06:42:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new video posted on Funny or Die featuring Lindsay Lohan in a faux eHarmony ad mocking her tabloid status, her disastrous love life, her broke ass financial status, her criminal record, the fact that she’s a lunatic, and everything else she’s infamous for – see when other people are scripting her moves, she actually doesn’t suck. Full Story

Our favourite line

April 2, 2009 09:19:01 Posted at April 2, 2009 09:19:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards. Problem? Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15. So they were turned away at the door. Am shocked. Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through. Full Story

15 and 40

January 30, 2009 07:57:00 Posted at January 30, 2009 07:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were actually born just 2 months apart. Can you tell? I can’t tell. One totally looks 15, which is her age. The other close to 40. Right? Check it out – Dakota Fanning last night at the Hollywood premiere of Push, refreshingly fresh-faced and age appropriately pretty and then old hag Ali Lohan in Times Square for some kind of photo shoot looking more and more every day like a carbon copy of her wreck of a sister. Full Story

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Posh is jealous

January 26, 2009 09:46:51 Posted at January 26, 2009 09:46:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Lohan hags were in New York this weekend shopping for the paps. Ali Lohan desperately needs a job, obviously. Lilo’s efforts at promoting her sister however were wasted because the only thing anyone can focus on coming out of these photos is her alarming thinnification. Her arms and now her legs. Full Story

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Skinny Bitch & Old Hag

January 16, 2009 10:12:29 Posted at January 16, 2009 10:12:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget clothing line even worse than Candie’s. Full Story

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She needs Tina

January 9, 2009 10:47:00 Posted at January 9, 2009 10:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A very, very, VERY thin Lindsay Lohan was spotted with her 40 year old sister Ali yesterday. Quite an achievement - to win a skinny-off against a 14 year old. Her legs in those jeans! Word is Lilo is in total denial about her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Apparently Samantha did break up with her but she’s refusing to accept it. Full Story

Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

December 31, 2008 16:54:36 Posted at December 31, 2008 16:54:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

Old Hag Halloween

October 28, 2008 07:13:08 Posted at October 28, 2008 07:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali also appears to be borrowing her sister’s dirty face. Full Story

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Lohan public humiliation

October 6, 2008 07:34:58 Posted at October 6, 2008 07:34:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six Full Story