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Old Hag Supermodel

August 28, 2008 07:50:10 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:50:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never heard of this magazine…have you? My guess is no, especially judging the budget cover. Actually…the budget everything. Over-photoshoppe is one thing but assy lighting is another. Assy lighting, assy makeup, and assy styling too. The plastic around her neck is so cheap it’s almost offensive. Full Story

Defending Dina

August 14, 2008 07:49:41 Posted at August 14, 2008 07:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly put up 2 shots of Ali Lohan on its site yesterday suggesting some implant action. Surrounded by paps in the afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was asked whether or not her old hag of a younger sister had her tits done. Full Story

The Silver Fox Strikes Back!

August 6, 2008 10:53:41 Posted at August 6, 2008 10:53:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE HIM! He’s on the Freebie Five!!! Of course you know what he said while filling in for Regis yesterday. And you probably know how that hag Dina Lohan told OK! Magazine that it was “cruel” and that Anderson Cooper will get slapped with some “karma”. Well… The Silver Fox is NOT only NOT apologising…he’s actually STILL mounting an offensive! Last night on AC 360, Anderson was asked about the drama. Full Story

The Silver Fox hates hags

August 5, 2008 08:12:00 Posted at August 5, 2008 08:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anderson Cooper and Tom Ford. Together. Can you imagine? Sigh. Gay men are so evolved. Especially the ones who are ready and willing to cut a bitch down. Of course you’d expect this from Tom…but from the Silver Fox too? Please. He’s the son of Gloria Vanderbilt. And he was temping for Regis on Regis & Kelly this morning. Full Story

No Hags in the Sisterhood

July 30, 2008 11:20:24 Posted at July 30, 2008 11:20:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ali and Dina Lohan managed to scam their way into the Sisterhood 2 premiere the other night. Their show is sucking ass…they needed the publicity. Who the f&ck are those morons are wanting Ali’s autograph??? I want you to look at that child’s French manicure. Those long ass clip-on claws. Full Story

Two Old Hags

July 28, 2008 07:44:24 Posted at July 28, 2008 07:44:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dylan said to me the other day that it’s scary being a single straight dude these days: “I keep givin’ the business to, like, 16 year olds.” He means with his eyes. He keeps eyef7cking the underage ones, thinking they’re legal, only to find out he was 5 minutes away from committing a crime. Full Story

Curvy Girls, Skinny Jeans

July 24, 2008 13:24:44 Posted at July 24, 2008 13:24:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That she has an Oscar but musically it’s been a slower ride. Full Story

Love Lessons from a 14 year old

July 9, 2008 10:55:16 Posted at July 9, 2008 10:55:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“These arms…they ache. And this soul…is in pain”. Lyrics from Ali Lohan’s new song All The Way Around in which she addresses learning from her love mistakes. What??? She’s 14!!! Although I suppose it’s not easy to remember that, given that Dina has whored her up and classed her down, the way she does all her daughters, so that what was supposed to be an adolescent time of discovery has now become an adolescent time of pimpage. Full Story

A Glimpse of the Monster

May 13, 2008 09:59:54 Posted at May 13, 2008 09:59:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. Full Story

14 Is Older Than 18

May 8, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at May 8, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Taylor Swift and Ali Lohan both attended the 5th Annual Candies Foundation Event to Prevent benefit last night in New York. Taylor is 18. Ali is 14. Four years is a pretty big difference at that age. But Ali is a child of Dina Lohan. There is no child of Dina Lohan who can retain youth. Which is why Ali looks about 10 years older than young Taylor, if not more. Full Story

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Get Out of Mommy’s Shot

March 28, 2008 07:43:00 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Young people at a community centre in Harlem yesterday were exploited by Dina Lohan when she dropped in with cameras to shoot a segment featuring the child she’s currently pimping – Ali Lohan. A reminder: Ali Lohan is 14. As you can see, there is nothing 14 about this child. No idea what the scene involved but Dina dragged her mother out along with them, just to make sure everyone in the family is properly used. Full Story

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