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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Madonna cannot be enslaved

October 10, 2013 16:33:58 Posted at October 10, 2013 16:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

This story on Page Six made me laugh today. So Madonna went to the screening of 12 Years A Slave the other night at the New York Film Festival. According to a Page Six source: A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting,” seated in a row with Jason Ritter, J. Full Story

When Mimi gives…

October 8, 2013 15:15:30 Posted at October 8, 2013 15:15:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi is a giver. A very specific kind of giver. She gives by …not really doing anything but being herself. That’s how generous she is, you know? What’s that like if you’re her husband? It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. He’s now 33. And here’s what his wife posted for him on her Twitter, with the caption: Happy Birthday to my Hubby @NickCannon. Full Story

Amy Poehler Rules/Cries at Fancy Event in Front of Nicole, Charlize, & Kerry

October 7, 2013 14:27:02 Posted at October 7, 2013 14:27:02
Dean Posted by Dean
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Kevin Winter/ Jonathan Leibson/ Getty

It’s Monday morning. You’ve got five horrible days to get through before (Canadian) Thanksgiving. Your job’s a joke/you’re broke/your love life’s D.O.A. etc. BUT I’ve got something to show you that’s going to inspire you to keep kicking butt all week long, and it comes in the form of, of course, Amy Poehler. Full Story

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Mimi’s physio

October 4, 2013 20:00:18 Posted at October 4, 2013 20:00:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s been so much heavy sh-t today. And it’s Friday. I’m ready to not deal with heavy sh-t. As always, you know who’s good for that? Come on. Mimi. OF COURSE. Here’s the last photo she posted on Twitter Full Story

Friday, September 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re a fan of yourself.” – Kanye West No idea. Do you know what that means? Wait, don’t answer that. Don’t even bother to think about that. It doesn’t matter.  Read Full Intro

Porny wants to sing again

September 25, 2013 15:22:39 Posted at September 25, 2013 15:22:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Thank you, Paula Abdul

September 23, 2013 17:57:48 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:57:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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CBS Photo Archive/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

I want you to join me in being thankful for what Paula gave us last night. I want you to be thankful that someone came to give us the fun. To give us some pure joy. To remind us that these nights, they are for entertainment, for OUR entertainment. They tell you they want to celebrate their achievements, but they’re incapable of celebrating them without an audience. Full Story

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Neville spits!

September 19, 2013 20:32:14 Posted at September 19, 2013 20:32:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you miss hot Neville? I miss hot Neville! @merica1978 tweeted this at me earlier and gave me a hit of hot Neville! It’s been SO LONG. Not sure what Neville is promoting. Doesn’t matter. All that matters is that he’s on the radio and trying not to spit out the water. Full Story

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Famke Janssen Intruded Her Own House?

September 19, 2013 15:26:52 Posted at September 19, 2013 15:26:52
Dean Posted by Dean
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Francois Durand/ CHARLY TRIBALLEAU/ Getty

Remember last month when someone broke into Famke Janssen’s house? The story made headlines because the only thing the burglar did was leave some f*cked up children’s book called The Lonely Doll near her bed, which is SO much worse than if an intruder had just stolen her jewelry. Well, in a hilarious and maybe even creepier turn of events, police now believe the person who broke into Famke Janssen’s house was…Famke Janssen. Full Story

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Best of TIFF 2013: Emma Thompson – MUST watch

September 16, 2013 13:39:41 Posted at September 16, 2013 13:39:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jemal Countess/ Getty

How’s your Monday going? Are you tired? Are you still miserable from last night’s episode of Breaking Bad? I have something for that. I have the opposite of Breaking Bad: Emma Thompson. There were a lot of big name, mega celebrities who came through TIFF this year. I promise you, none of them were Emma Thompson’s equal. Full Story

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Mermaids reunion!

September 13, 2013 15:03:03 Posted at September 13, 2013 15:03:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Omg, where's Cher? Maybe it's better she's not there. My 80s heart would explode with love and maybe never recover. Ok but what song is playing in your head now? There can only be one! I've attached below. Does he love me I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so… This’ll be our theme song for the day, ok? So here are Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci front row at Marc Jacobs yesterday. Full Story

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