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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Silencio!

August 2, 2013 17:04:48 Posted at August 2, 2013 17:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did Mimi go to Hogwarts? Silencio, a silencing spell, coming from Mariah Carey. Is that ironic? Mimi posted this video, full of amazingness, the other day and I decided to save it for a Friday, before the weekend. Because it’s how you let go. By watching 2 minutes of Mimi bloopers but, you know, not really. Full Story

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Karl’s not hot

August 2, 2013 14:33:24 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:33:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Summer time in St Tropez. And it’s not like they get a true winter over there anyway. How does Karl Lagerfeld walk around? In a shirt, buttoned all the way up, under a blazer, over a pair of tight black pants, and boots. Gloves too! I mean, I get the need to layer for air conditioning but this, this isn’t layering. Full Story

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Matt Damon with Halle Berry on his lap

August 1, 2013 14:52:05 Posted at August 1, 2013 14:52:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

If you’re into Matt Damon, this will only make you love him more. He’s currently promoting Elysium. Was at Letterman yesterday. But he was also on Univision recently. I don’t know why there’s a chihuahua called Halle Berry sitting on his lap. I do know however that Halle Berry’s bewildered expression says it all, as she enjoys a 5 minute ear stroking from a big Hollywood star who gamely plays along. Full Story

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The source of Serenity’s (half) smile…?

August 1, 2013 14:06:12 Posted at August 1, 2013 14:06:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Didier Baverel/ Getty

Here’s a really funny – at least to me – photo featuring several members of the royal family of Monaco the other day at the Love Ball hosted by model Natalia Vodianova. Of note – Tatiana Santo Domingo, fiancée of Andrea Casiraghi; they welcomed a baby boy, Sacha, earlier this year. Full Story

Best Song to perv to

July 23, 2013 14:29:31 Posted at July 23, 2013 14:29:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I think I've been pretty forthcoming about my Harry Styles problem. Some of you have been kind enough to confess that we are the same. The new video won't help. The new video will make it worse. So don't watch it if you don't have time to re-watch 3 times...which is what I did yesterday while the rest of the world was preoccupied with the arrival of the royal child. Full Story

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The show must go on, even if your weave is stuck

July 23, 2013 13:40:05 Posted at July 23, 2013 13:40:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brian Prahl/ Splash

Duana, Lara, Sasha, and I went to the Mrs Carter Show the other night. As mentioned yesterday, it was amazing. Click here for a refresher. We spent a lot of time admiring the wind machines and how they were only directed at her. And how awesome it was that it was set at exactly the right speed so as to gently tousle her hair without blowing it in her face. Full Story

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Mimi’s sling change

July 15, 2013 21:58:15 Posted at July 15, 2013 21:58:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

There is no heart like the one of a butterfly who must ENDURE, you know? Our sparkle butterfly endured an injury last week but she found the strength, the courage to carry on. I realise this means nothing to you unless you know her song lyrics but still… Mimi’s sacrifice and bravery is universally inspiring. Full Story

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Thumbs up RDJ

July 12, 2013 20:09:24 Posted at July 12, 2013 20:09:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Nice way to start the weekend, non? RDJ being a ham, and consistently awesome, entertaining fans who’d been waiting to see him in Dedham, MA today. What else can I say? Enjoy him. Enjoy your bbq. Enjoy the beach. Enjoy the winter, if that’s where you are. Enjoy two days off, if you get it. Full Story

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The Show Must Go On

July 12, 2013 19:50:48 Posted at July 12, 2013 19:50:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was despondent over the news the other day that our Butterfly Mimi had been injured because some motherf-cker let her walk around by herself in heels without holding her. Mimi dislocated her shoulder and cracked her rib. It was bleak, as she would say. BLEAK. But she managed to tweet a photo of herself in the hospital, with a sling, on a gurney. Full Story

Dustin Hoffman doesn’t need a reason

July 11, 2013 21:31:08 Posted at July 11, 2013 21:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany about women. Full Story

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The Sparkle Butterfly clipped her wing

July 9, 2013 13:37:12 Posted at July 9, 2013 13:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ilya S. Savenok/ Getty

How many people were fired because of this? And they should be! Our Mimi, God help us, she is INJURED!!!!!!!!!! Page Six reported yesterday that while shooting a video for the #Beautiful remix on Sunday night, Mimi “tripped and fell while dancing and singing in her trademark high heels”. Full Story

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