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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

The Sparkle Butterfly clipped her wing

July 9, 2013 13:37:12 Posted at July 9, 2013 13:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ilya S. Savenok/ Getty

How many people were fired because of this? And they should be! Our Mimi, God help us, she is INJURED!!!!!!!!!! Page Six reported yesterday that while shooting a video for the #Beautiful remix on Sunday night, Mimi “tripped and fell while dancing and singing in her trademark high heels”. Full Story

The (one true) Italian Queen

July 8, 2013 20:37:28 Posted at July 8, 2013 20:37:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Eugenio Blasio/ Splash, AFP/ Getty

That was the nickname I gave Elisabetta Canalis. Who? She was the one before Stacy Keibler, you remember? What would Canalis say today now that she and Keibler are in the same category? Keibler came out with more though, non? Anyway, Italian Queen-ing Canalis was meant for jokes. Where Sophia Loren is concerned however, I mean it pure, for serious. Full Story

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How Mimi spent the Fourth of July

July 5, 2013 17:52:56 Posted at July 5, 2013 17:52:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How? Going by her Twitter and Instagram feeds, she celebrated by watching herself, obviously. And stepping all over her 18 bikinis. And prancing around her apartment in tight clothes with full hair and makeup. No, seriously, that’s what happened. Full Story

Mimi’s Happy Canada Day

July 1, 2013 18:04:32 Posted at July 1, 2013 18:04:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter /Jason Merritt /Mark Davis /Mike Windle /Getty Images

Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but they don’t understand. Full Story

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Holidays with Mimi

June 28, 2013 18:07:22 Posted at June 28, 2013 18:07:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jackson Lee/ Splash

Mimi recently announced that she’s pushing back her new record release. The reason she gave is creative – she needs more time to work her magic. The reason being speculated is that #Beautiful didn’t sell as well they’d hoped. If that’s the case, should she just stick to playing billionaire birthday parties in Dubai and Monaco and Shanghai and being a Holiday Mascot? Dean wrote a few months ago that Mimi has managed to take over Christmas Full Story

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In Which I Am Proven Right

June 28, 2013 16:37:16 Posted at June 28, 2013 16:37:16
Duana Posted by Duana
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John Sciulli/ Getty

I believe I said on the Tony Awards live-blog that NPH was not truly going to be appreciated for being the renaissance man that he is until he turned 40, with peak appreciation for his awesome, awesome stardom coming when he’s 50. I should start making psychic predictions.  NPH turned 40 on June 15th. Full Story

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Frontal Mimi

June 14, 2013 18:56:09 Posted at June 14, 2013 18:56:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before we break off for the weekend (Smutty Tingles is still coming), let’s get ourselves in the best mood possible. You know who’s good for that? Come on. You KNOW who’s always good for that. It’s our Mimi. Mimi appeared to be in Monaco this week. Of course she was. At least it looked that way from this photo she posted of herself with Roc on her Twitter Full Story

Yeezus is Amazing

June 12, 2013 17:28:58 Posted at June 12, 2013 17:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Davis/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

Sometimes things trend on Twitter and it’s nonsense. Sometimes what’s trending on Twitter deserves to be trending. Kanye West’s interview with the NYT is trending. And so it should. This is amazing. It is the most amazing interview you’ll read all month, maybe even all year. Full Story

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Naomi’s Protegee F*cks Her Man

June 5, 2013 17:10:43 Posted at June 5, 2013 17:10:43
Dean Posted by Dean
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FameFlynet

Today my mission is to get you guys to officially approve the creation of a subcategory of Girl Sh-t, called Naomi Sh-t. I’ll get down to the specifics of what Naomi Sh-t includes in a minute but first the story behind my inspiration, which is the news that one of the contestants from The Face is now f*cking Naomi’s boyfriend! Are you also having Models Inc flashbacks? Good, because this story just gets better. Full Story

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Neville Longbottom & Sansa Stark

June 4, 2013 18:49:18 Posted at June 4, 2013 18:49:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ummmm.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @angelacrbrown just tweeted this at me. Neville and Sansa are hanging out. Harry Potter + Game Of Thrones!?! It’s too much for this fangirl. It’s TOO. Full Story

Courtney and Frances Forever

May 31, 2013 14:21:20 Posted at May 31, 2013 14:21:20
Maria Posted by Maria
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Fortunata/ Splash

The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. Full Story

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