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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Beyonce shares the spotlight with the Kid President

August 19, 2013 19:47:01 Posted at August 19, 2013 19:47:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Beyonce’s new bob, which replaced her pixie, performed in the UK this weekend. She whipped it around in the wind machine and the world is right. Like I’ve been saying, when the choreography is designed for hair that moves, how long could she have kept it short for, really? These are the kinds of bobs we used to wear back in the 80s for a while. Full Story

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The Original Matt Damon

August 9, 2013 15:01:00 Posted at August 9, 2013 15:01:00
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Roshan Perera/ Splash

Yesterday when I wrote about Channing Tatum being pleasant and, ugh, really likeable all over Chicago, I called him the new Matt Damon. And then last night the real Matt Damon turned up on The Colbert Report to remind us all what being Matt Damon is like —funny and personable and really, really humble. Full Story

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Macho Man Boy Sh-t

August 7, 2013 13:30:00 Posted at August 7, 2013 13:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t… No matter the age. Even if it’s middle age. Or senior citizens. Sylvester Stallone is 67. Can we call him a senior citizen? Sly and Bruce Willis worked together on the two Expendables. I’ve not seen either one but I will assume that there are guns and explosions and a lot of one liners like, “Look at my dick attached to my AK47”. Full Story

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Mimi’s sling steeze

August 6, 2013 21:10:41 Posted at August 6, 2013 21:10:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jamie McCarthy/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Have you figured out who was 15 minutes late to The Butler press conference yet? That was basic level gossip, right? Here she is, our lovely, at the premiere last night in a leather studded sling because she clipped her wing. Did you forget that SHE IS INJURED? How could you forget? She’s only been ramming that arm up your ass for three weeks. Full Story

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Silencio!

August 2, 2013 17:04:48 Posted at August 2, 2013 17:04:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Did Mimi go to Hogwarts? Silencio, a silencing spell, coming from Mariah Carey. Is that ironic? Mimi posted this video, full of amazingness, the other day and I decided to save it for a Friday, before the weekend. Because it’s how you let go. By watching 2 minutes of Mimi bloopers but, you know, not really. Full Story

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Karl’s not hot

August 2, 2013 14:33:24 Posted at August 2, 2013 14:33:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Summer time in St Tropez. And it’s not like they get a true winter over there anyway. How does Karl Lagerfeld walk around? In a shirt, buttoned all the way up, under a blazer, over a pair of tight black pants, and boots. Gloves too! I mean, I get the need to layer for air conditioning but this, this isn’t layering. Full Story

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Matt Damon with Halle Berry on his lap

August 1, 2013 14:52:05 Posted at August 1, 2013 14:52:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you’re into Matt Damon, this will only make you love him more. He’s currently promoting Elysium. Was at Letterman yesterday. But he was also on Univision recently. I don’t know why there’s a chihuahua called Halle Berry sitting on his lap. I do know however that Halle Berry’s bewildered expression says it all, as she enjoys a 5 minute ear stroking from a big Hollywood star who gamely plays along. Full Story

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The source of Serenity’s (half) smile…?

August 1, 2013 14:06:12 Posted at August 1, 2013 14:06:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Didier Baverel/ Getty

Here’s a really funny – at least to me – photo featuring several members of the royal family of Monaco the other day at the Love Ball hosted by model Natalia Vodianova. Of note – Tatiana Santo Domingo, fiancée of Andrea Casiraghi; they welcomed a baby boy, Sacha, earlier this year. Full Story

Best Song to perv to

July 23, 2013 14:29:31 Posted at July 23, 2013 14:29:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I think I've been pretty forthcoming about my Harry Styles problem. Some of you have been kind enough to confess that we are the same. The new video won't help. The new video will make it worse. So don't watch it if you don't have time to re-watch 3 times...which is what I did yesterday while the rest of the world was preoccupied with the arrival of the royal child. Full Story

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The show must go on, even if your weave is stuck

July 23, 2013 13:40:05 Posted at July 23, 2013 13:40:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Brian Prahl/ Splash

Duana, Lara, Sasha, and I went to the Mrs Carter Show the other night. As mentioned yesterday, it was amazing. Click here for a refresher. We spent a lot of time admiring the wind machines and how they were only directed at her. And how awesome it was that it was set at exactly the right speed so as to gently tousle her hair without blowing it in her face. Full Story

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Mimi’s sling change

July 15, 2013 21:58:15 Posted at July 15, 2013 21:58:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

There is no heart like the one of a butterfly who must ENDURE, you know? Our sparkle butterfly endured an injury last week but she found the strength, the courage to carry on. I realise this means nothing to you unless you know her song lyrics but still… Mimi’s sacrifice and bravery is universally inspiring. Full Story

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