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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Michael Bay might be starring in his own action movie

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 17, 2013 16:56:24 October 17, 2013 16:56:24
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But nobody seemed to tell him that. While filming Trans4mers in Hong Kong, Bay was approached—on set!—by two Chinese brothers who demanded he pay them HK$100,000 and the argument ended with one of the brothers assaulting Bay and three police officers before being arrested. Bay was injured but wasn’t taken to the hospital. Full Story

The real JLO breakup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 15:08:34 October 17, 2013 15:08:34
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JLO maybe maybe not breaking up with Slum Bears is not the story here. The REAL JLO breakup story is about her assistant. JLO’s assistant, Gilly Iyer, (is that hard “G” because if so this is AWESOME), who worked with her for years, quit recently to join Jermaine Dupri’s team. Full Story

Tina and Amy. Twice.

Duana Posted by Duana at October 15, 2013 14:17:47 October 15, 2013 14:17:47
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I mean, it’s a no-brainer. Isn’t it? Tina and Amy have done the impossible – they’ve secured hosting spots for the Golden Globes for the next two years in a row. They were awesome, everyone agreed. They were awesome because they A) Didn’t pull any punches – they left everything on the floor; and B) Were equal opportunity offenders – Taylor Swift jokes weren’t the only ones that landed (they’re just the ones that everyone remembers some 10 months later); and finally, and most importantly… C) They didn’t f*cking care if you liked it. Full Story

Mimi’s open letter > everyone’s open letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2013 18:26:12 October 11, 2013 18:26:12

I should have known. It’s a holiday weekend. It’s THANKSGIVING. And you know what happens at holidays? Holidays are for Mimi. Because Mimi is a giver. She just can’t help herself. She cannot contain her generosity. Be thankful for Mimi. Because Mimi just wrote us an open letter, updating us on what’s been our primary concern – f*ck the prorogue, f-ck the government shutdown, f-ck everything…MIMI WAS INJURED. Full Story

Madonna cannot be enslaved

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2013 16:33:58 October 10, 2013 16:33:58
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This story on Page Six made me laugh today. So Madonna went to the screening of 12 Years A Slave the other night at the New York Film Festival. According to a Page Six source: A spy said that as the movie began, “a blonde in black lace gloves wouldn’t stop texting,” seated in a row with Jason Ritter, J. Full Story

When Mimi gives…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2013 15:15:30 October 8, 2013 15:15:30

Mimi is a giver. A very specific kind of giver. She gives by …not really doing anything but being herself. That’s how generous she is, you know? What’s that like if you’re her husband? It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. He’s now 33. And here’s what his wife posted for him on her Twitter, with the caption: Happy Birthday to my Hubby @NickCannon. Full Story

Amy Poehler Rules/Cries at Fancy Event in Front of Nicole, Charlize, & Kerry

Dean Posted by Dean at October 7, 2013 14:27:02 October 7, 2013 14:27:02
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It’s Monday morning. You’ve got five horrible days to get through before (Canadian) Thanksgiving. Your job’s a joke/you’re broke/your love life’s D.O.A. etc. BUT I’ve got something to show you that’s going to inspire you to keep kicking butt all week long, and it comes in the form of, of course, Amy Poehler. Full Story

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Mimi’s physio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2013 20:00:18 October 4, 2013 20:00:18

There’s been so much heavy sh-t today. And it’s Friday. I’m ready to not deal with heavy sh-t. As always, you know who’s good for that? Come on. Mimi. OF COURSE. Here’s the last photo she posted on Twitter Full Story

Friday, September 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re a fan of yourself.” – Kanye West No idea. Do you know what that means? Wait, don’t answer that. Don’t even bother to think about that. It doesn’t matter.  Read Full Intro

Porny wants to sing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 15:22:39 September 25, 2013 15:22:39
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Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Thank you, Paula Abdul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 17:57:48 September 23, 2013 17:57:48
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I want you to join me in being thankful for what Paula gave us last night. I want you to be thankful that someone came to give us the fun. To give us some pure joy. To remind us that these nights, they are for entertainment, for OUR entertainment. They tell you they want to celebrate their achievements, but they’re incapable of celebrating them without an audience. Full Story

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