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Friday, September 27, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“If you’re a Kanye West fan, you’re a fan of yourself.” – Kanye West No idea. Do you know what that means? Wait, don’t answer that. Don’t even bother to think about that. It doesn’t matter.  Read Full Intro

Porny wants to sing again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2013 15:22:39 September 25, 2013 15:22:39
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Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with her freeloader and her daughter. Full Story

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Thank you, Paula Abdul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2013 17:57:48 September 23, 2013 17:57:48
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CBS Photo Archive/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

I want you to join me in being thankful for what Paula gave us last night. I want you to be thankful that someone came to give us the fun. To give us some pure joy. To remind us that these nights, they are for entertainment, for OUR entertainment. They tell you they want to celebrate their achievements, but they’re incapable of celebrating them without an audience. Full Story

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Neville spits!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2013 20:32:14 September 19, 2013 20:32:14

Do you miss hot Neville? I miss hot Neville! @merica1978 tweeted this at me earlier and gave me a hit of hot Neville! It’s been SO LONG. Not sure what Neville is promoting. Doesn’t matter. All that matters is that he’s on the radio and trying not to spit out the water. Full Story

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Famke Janssen Intruded Her Own House?

Dean Posted by Dean at September 19, 2013 15:26:52 September 19, 2013 15:26:52
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Francois Durand/ CHARLY TRIBALLEAU/ Getty

Remember last month when someone broke into Famke Janssen’s house? The story made headlines because the only thing the burglar did was leave some f*cked up children’s book called The Lonely Doll near her bed, which is SO much worse than if an intruder had just stolen her jewelry. Well, in a hilarious and maybe even creepier turn of events, police now believe the person who broke into Famke Janssen’s house was…Famke Janssen. Full Story

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Best of TIFF 2013: Emma Thompson – MUST watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2013 13:39:41 September 16, 2013 13:39:41
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Jemal Countess/ Getty

How’s your Monday going? Are you tired? Are you still miserable from last night’s episode of Breaking Bad? I have something for that. I have the opposite of Breaking Bad: Emma Thompson. There were a lot of big name, mega celebrities who came through TIFF this year. I promise you, none of them were Emma Thompson’s equal. Full Story

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Mermaids reunion!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 15:03:03 September 13, 2013 15:03:03
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Omg, where's Cher? Maybe it's better she's not there. My 80s heart would explode with love and maybe never recover. Ok but what song is playing in your head now? There can only be one! I've attached below. Does he love me I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so… This’ll be our theme song for the day, ok? So here are Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci front row at Marc Jacobs yesterday. Full Story

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GOOP's garden party -- the video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 12, 2013 17:57:05 September 12, 2013 17:57:05

Have you seen this yet? You have to see it. When you see it you'll understand why I'm obsessed with it. You remember the GOOP garden party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted in the Hamptons a few weeks ago? Um. There's video. Here. See? Now you don't give a sh-t about the scooter. Full Story

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Only Meryl can take on Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2013 14:18:26 September 10, 2013 14:18:26

It was reported just a few weeks ago that Meryl Streep would not contend for Best Actress at the Oscars in March and that, instead, she would be submitted in the Supporting category, with Julia Roberts representing August: Osage County in the lead to take on Cate Blanchett, the current frontrunner for Blue Jasmine. Full Story

When Julia met Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2013 14:08:17 September 10, 2013 14:08:17
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Jason Merritt/ Getty, Grey Goose vodka and Soho House Toronto

As mentioned in today’s open, Meryl Streep cancelled last minute due to illness. Which meant that Julia didn’t have to share. We lose for missing Meryl. We win when it’s All About Julia. But look at her. That’s a Movie Star. You are tired of me saying it, but she is a Movie Star. Full Story

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Beyonce gets presidential

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 14:18:56 August 30, 2013 14:18:56
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JDH Images/ Splash

Shaking hands and kissing babies...that’s how they do when they’re running for president, right? Beysus doesn’t want to be president though. Beysus, like Oprah, would rather be God. She was shooting a video yesterday at Coney Island. Look at it. That must have been the worst day for her security, managing her safety without pissing off the crowd. Full Story

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