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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Thumbs up RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2013 20:09:24 July 12, 2013 20:09:24
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Nice way to start the weekend, non? RDJ being a ham, and consistently awesome, entertaining fans who’d been waiting to see him in Dedham, MA today. What else can I say? Enjoy him. Enjoy your bbq. Enjoy the beach. Enjoy the winter, if that’s where you are. Enjoy two days off, if you get it. Full Story

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The Show Must Go On

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2013 19:50:48 July 12, 2013 19:50:48

I was despondent over the news the other day that our Butterfly Mimi had been injured because some motherf-cker let her walk around by herself in heels without holding her. Mimi dislocated her shoulder and cracked her rib. It was bleak, as she would say. BLEAK. But she managed to tweet a photo of herself in the hospital, with a sling, on a gurney. Full Story

Dustin Hoffman doesn’t need a reason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2013 21:31:08 July 11, 2013 21:31:08
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But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany about women. Full Story

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The Sparkle Butterfly clipped her wing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2013 13:37:12 July 9, 2013 13:37:12
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Ilya S. Savenok/ Getty

How many people were fired because of this? And they should be! Our Mimi, God help us, she is INJURED!!!!!!!!!! Page Six reported yesterday that while shooting a video for the #Beautiful remix on Sunday night, Mimi “tripped and fell while dancing and singing in her trademark high heels”. Full Story

The (one true) Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2013 20:37:28 July 8, 2013 20:37:28
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That was the nickname I gave Elisabetta Canalis. Who? She was the one before Stacy Keibler, you remember? What would Canalis say today now that she and Keibler are in the same category? Keibler came out with more though, non? Anyway, Italian Queen-ing Canalis was meant for jokes. Where Sophia Loren is concerned however, I mean it pure, for serious. Full Story

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How Mimi spent the Fourth of July

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2013 17:52:56 July 5, 2013 17:52:56

How? Going by her Twitter and Instagram feeds, she celebrated by watching herself, obviously. And stepping all over her 18 bikinis. And prancing around her apartment in tight clothes with full hair and makeup. No, seriously, that’s what happened. Full Story

Mimi’s Happy Canada Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2013 18:04:32 July 1, 2013 18:04:32
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Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip-synch but they don’t understand. Full Story

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Holidays with Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 28, 2013 18:07:22 June 28, 2013 18:07:22
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Mimi recently announced that she’s pushing back her new record release. The reason she gave is creative – she needs more time to work her magic. The reason being speculated is that #Beautiful didn’t sell as well they’d hoped. If that’s the case, should she just stick to playing billionaire birthday parties in Dubai and Monaco and Shanghai and being a Holiday Mascot? Dean wrote a few months ago that Mimi has managed to take over Christmas Full Story

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In Which I Am Proven Right

Duana Posted by Duana at June 28, 2013 16:37:16 June 28, 2013 16:37:16
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John Sciulli/ Getty

I believe I said on the Tony Awards live-blog that NPH was not truly going to be appreciated for being the renaissance man that he is until he turned 40, with peak appreciation for his awesome, awesome stardom coming when he’s 50. I should start making psychic predictions.  NPH turned 40 on June 15th. Full Story

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Frontal Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2013 18:56:09 June 14, 2013 18:56:09

Before we break off for the weekend (Smutty Tingles is still coming), let’s get ourselves in the best mood possible. You know who’s good for that? Come on. You KNOW who’s always good for that. It’s our Mimi. Mimi appeared to be in Monaco this week. Of course she was. At least it looked that way from this photo she posted of herself with Roc on her Twitter Full Story

Yeezus is Amazing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 12, 2013 17:28:58 June 12, 2013 17:28:58
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Rick Davis/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

Sometimes things trend on Twitter and it’s nonsense. Sometimes what’s trending on Twitter deserves to be trending. Kanye West’s interview with the NYT is trending. And so it should. This is amazing. It is the most amazing interview you’ll read all month, maybe even all year. Full Story

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