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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Lawyer in the corner and in the backseat

January 31, 2013 18:54:03 Posted at January 31, 2013 18:54:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from a reader called Angela yesterday who wrote that Heller reminded her of Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s incompetent attorney in Arrested Development. Full Story

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Mimi’s mid-week exposure

January 30, 2013 22:14:33 Posted at January 30, 2013 22:14:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

I don’t know. I don’t care. It doesn’t matter. Just look. Look at our Mimi in New York today wearing... a sports bra and a long skirt under a leather jacket. Heels, of course. While a security guard holds her hand. It was a good day.  Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

January 30, 2013 20:01:49 Posted at January 30, 2013 20:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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All Access Photo/ Splash, DAVID MCNEW/ Getty

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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Required Reading, Hunty

January 29, 2013 22:32:52 Posted at January 29, 2013 22:32:52
Dean Posted by Dean

One thing we do here at LaineyGossip is we try to cover gossip you can feel good about. Sad Smut is vanquished and you’ll never have to look at Aubrey O’Day’s face, etc. But I’ve asked special permission to pull you down into the sick world of reality TV today for the only show of the genre truly worth your time – I’m talking about RuPaul’s Drag Race. Full Story

How many wind machines?

January 29, 2013 18:32:22 Posted at January 29, 2013 18:32:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now I’m worried my slingbox won’t work. Full Story

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Sasha Fierce Lite

January 22, 2013 17:42:03 Posted at January 22, 2013 17:42:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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John Moore/ Alex Wong/ Justin Sullivan/ Getty

Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star Spangled Banner, Beysus surveyed her people majestically, without a coat on, of course. Full Story

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The Mariah Carey Show recap - Episode 1

January 17, 2013 16:00:16 Posted at January 17, 2013 16:00:16
Dean Posted by Dean

American Idol, Season 12, Episode 1 recap. (Lainey: Dean thinks the Mimi-Minaj drama is a fraud. I, as you know, think it’s legit. But I suck at recaps, and Dean’s more advanced at Mimi knowledge than I am. So here’s the first installment of what’s becoming the best show in the history of television. Full Story

Here’s how a legend does it

January 15, 2013 20:21:07 Posted at January 15, 2013 20:21:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Lisa Mauceri/ Splash

Pipsqueak is a big f-cking deal. But he’s not a legend, yet. While Justin Timberlake’s approach was to hijack awards shows with his return to music after 6 years, while teasing people for days beforehand, and shooting some kind of arty video, David Bowie just dropped his new song on his 66th birthday, totally by surprise, without any fanfare or self-dicksucking. Full Story

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Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes

January 14, 2013 19:57:52 Posted at January 14, 2013 19:57:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s rarely great enough to dominate the post-show discussion. Full Story

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I love life

January 9, 2013 22:34:04 Posted at January 9, 2013 22:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty Images

If you’ve looked through these photos, you need no explanation. If not, by the end of this article, you will too love life. American Idol panelled on TCA yesterday featuring all judges, including, yes, Mimi and Nicki Minaj. And, well, journalists at the TCA, especially at panel sessions, don’t always have to kiss ass. Full Story

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Look at Mimi’s abs

January 8, 2013 17:38:11 Posted at January 8, 2013 17:38:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Theo Wargo/ KMazur/ Getty

This is the idea. Here’s our Mimi on the beach in Australia after performing three shows there over the holidays. She’s home now but this photo was released yesterday, just making sure you know that she’s fit...if, ahem, you believe that this image is completely untouched. Guess what? Just one more week. Full Story