Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Anna Wintour’s Passport Photo

October 30, 2012 18:38:29 Posted at October 30, 2012 18:38:29
Maria Posted by Maria
Photos:
Wenn, Splash

How bad is your passport photo? I’m only asking because no matter how bad yours is, I can promise you, mine is worse. It is horrific. Like… a Faces of Meth shot. I took it when I was 7-months pregnant, my face is splotchy, my hair is all thick and gross, no makeup and I got it in colour. Full Story

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Rubbing down Mimi

October 24, 2012 21:41:37 Posted at October 24, 2012 21:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How long do your massages last for? Or...how long can you afford for them to last? Typically, in my experience, I’ve found that massages at a proper rehabilitation clinic are a lot less expensive than the ones you get at the spa. But if the therapist is making a house call? You know, $1500 sounds about right. Full Story

Britney & Justin forever

October 24, 2012 13:56:28 Posted at October 24, 2012 13:56:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

I mean, I rarely enjoy PEOPLE Magazine. Like almost never. But today, today I LOVE PEOPLE Magazine. I love them for doing this. For giving Britney Spears some real estate on Justin Timberlake’s wedding cover. COME ON. It’s BRILLIANT. Full Story

Fassbender fangirls

October 22, 2012 20:29:45 Posted at October 22, 2012 20:29:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Last week, I wrote this article about Michael Fassbender. It was offensive to some: the Fassbender fangirls. And one of them, she let me know: Hi Lainey, Your reading comprehension skills are sub par at best if you really think Fassbender yelled at the waiter in that article. Full Story

The McAvoys running errands

October 16, 2012 19:40:31 Posted at October 16, 2012 19:40:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Bauer-Griffin

New photos of James McAvoy and -- bonus! -- Anne-Marie Duff is with him. Here they are running errands in London yesterday. I read an awesome story about James a couple of weeks ago that I’d not heard before. Last year James was watching his wife perform on stage at the Old Vic in Cause Celebre. Full Story

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Amy and Tina and the Golden Globes jokes

October 16, 2012 16:18:17 Posted at October 16, 2012 16:18:17
Duana Posted by Duana
Photos:
WENN

How can you go wrong? I literally do not know anyone who was not delighted with the news that Poehler and Feyare going to host the often-completely-sleepy Golden Globe awards, although I’m sure you’re out there, whispering behind your hand and hoping you don’t get caught. Stay inside. Full Story

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The Mimi Sidestep

October 10, 2012 19:05:33 Posted at October 10, 2012 19:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi was in Macau (likely paid by some gambling billionaire to sing 3 songs for upwards of half a million) and just posted this on Instagram. You walk sideways to get onto a private plane, didn’t you know? And just off camera, two bodyguards have their arms outstretched just in case she topples over. Full Story

“Gwyn, I love you”

October 8, 2012 15:44:33 Posted at October 8, 2012 15:44:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Splash News, Tumblr

But first… I f-cking love it when Beyonce makes “I am Sasha Fierce serious no smiles face” and drops the mic. And I really, really f-cking love it when Beyonce dances in group formation. Especially the Crazy In Love group dance formation. Next year, for my birthday, I am totally making my friends learn it with me. Full Story

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Nicki vs Mimi and her resumé

October 4, 2012 13:38:18 Posted at October 4, 2012 13:38:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

There was no throw-down yesterday in North Carolina during Idol auditions. TMZ reports Mimi and Nicki Minaj decided to chill themselves out, supposedly “embarrassed” that their scrap was made public. It’ll be a temporary peace. Nicki is young; she’s not yet learned that sometimes you have to eat it and wait for a bigger score later on. Full Story

“Her F-cking Highness”

October 3, 2012 13:55:50 Posted at October 3, 2012 13:55:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
FameFlynet

Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. It’s the running theme of this blog. It’s the founding principle of Gossip. Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t, in all its various permutations. And we have several of them happening concurrently here: - Mega Ego Attention Whore vs Mega Ego Attention Whore - Veteran vs New Jack - (Fake) High Class vs Hustler Please. Full Story

Cilla is the Evil Queen

September 26, 2012 18:46:13 Posted at September 26, 2012 18:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
WENN

Priscilla Presley will be playing the Evil Queen in the Snow White pantomime at the New Wimbledon Theatre beginning in December so f-ck off Julia Roberts and Charlize Theron. Here she is with her castmates, including Professor Flitwick, at the photocall in London today. Remember when Priscilla met Elvis when she was 14 and he was not close to being 14 at all? I feel like this might be a recurring theme today too. Full Story

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