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Happy French Canadian Chinese New Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2013 14:53:51 February 11, 2013 14:53:51

Sorry to interrupt the Grammy coverage but... this can’t wait. Morley just sent it to me and my life will never be the same. As you know, it was Chinese New Year’s Day yesterday. We are in full New Year festival spirits for the next week or so. To celebrate the Year of the Snake, China threw what must have been a sh-tload of money at Celine Dion to have her sing at their state televised gala on Saturday. Full Story

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Blair loves Seth, xoxo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 16:02:46 February 6, 2013 16:02:46
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Andrew H. Walker/ Getty

Duana sent Michelle and me an email half an hour ago: PLEASE tell me this is Top Story today And attached to it a link about how “Seth Cohen is dating Blair Waldorf”. Or, for those of you who don’t speak high school tv series, Adam Brody is dating Leighton Meester... Michelle wrote back: My pop culture heart is exploding with joy. Full Story

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Beyonce can’t be ugly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2013 15:29:08 February 6, 2013 15:29:08
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Chris Graythen/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Ezra Shaw/ Getty

My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop Full Story

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It was a lot of strutting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2013 14:56:56 February 4, 2013 14:56:56
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Jamie Squire/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There are too many times she goes from shock to anger to sexy to surprisingly sweet in a matter of 5 seconds. Full Story

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Lawyer in the corner and in the backseat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 18:54:03 January 31, 2013 18:54:03
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WENN

Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from a reader called Angela yesterday who wrote that Heller reminded her of Barry Zuckerkorn, the Bluth family’s incompetent attorney in Arrested Development. Full Story

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Mimi’s mid-week exposure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 22:14:33 January 30, 2013 22:14:33
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

I don’t know. I don’t care. It doesn’t matter. Just look. Look at our Mimi in New York today wearing... a sports bra and a long skirt under a leather jacket. Heels, of course. While a security guard holds her hand. It was a good day.  Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 20:01:49 January 30, 2013 20:01:49
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All Access Photo/ Splash, DAVID MCNEW/ Getty

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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Required Reading, Hunty

Dean Posted by Dean at January 29, 2013 22:32:52 January 29, 2013 22:32:52

One thing we do here at LaineyGossip is we try to cover gossip you can feel good about. Sad Smut is vanquished and you’ll never have to look at Aubrey O’Day’s face, etc. But I’ve asked special permission to pull you down into the sick world of reality TV today for the only show of the genre truly worth your time – I’m talking about RuPaul’s Drag Race. Full Story

How many wind machines?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2013 18:32:22 January 29, 2013 18:32:22
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INF

Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now I’m worried my slingbox won’t work. Full Story

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Sasha Fierce Lite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2013 17:42:03 January 22, 2013 17:42:03
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John Moore/ Alex Wong/ Justin Sullivan/ Getty

Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star Spangled Banner, Beysus surveyed her people majestically, without a coat on, of course. Full Story

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The Mariah Carey Show recap - Episode 1

Dean Posted by Dean at January 17, 2013 16:00:16 January 17, 2013 16:00:16

American Idol, Season 12, Episode 1 recap. (Lainey: Dean thinks the Mimi-Minaj drama is a fraud. I, as you know, think it’s legit. But I suck at recaps, and Dean’s more advanced at Mimi knowledge than I am. So here’s the first installment of what’s becoming the best show in the history of television. Full Story