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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Chloe Sevigny’s New York

Dean Posted by Dean at January 4, 2013 16:05:10 January 4, 2013 16:05:10
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It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

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Joyful Joyful!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 19:45:07 December 24, 2012 19:45:07
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I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the sun above Melts the clouds of sin and sadness Drive the dark of doubt away Giver of immortal gladness Fill us with the light Fill us with the light Oh fill us with the light of day It is Christmas. Full Story

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You can start celebrating Christmas now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 16:01:10 December 21, 2012 16:01:10
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GOD, did I need her today. Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then... Sunshine. My darling sunshine... Mimi, obviously. As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into a snowsuit and tottering on the ice in stilettos. Full Story

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When is Mimi Aspen time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2012 20:28:11 December 14, 2012 20:28:11
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Cousart-Rayne /JFXimages /WENN

One of the greatest joys of Christmas is the sight of my Mimi in Aspen. Every year she jams herself into a skin tight snowsuit and tricks out a pair of fur boots -- sometimes with a heel -- and pretends that she knows how to ski. It’s a glorious annual tradition and it never really feels like Christmas until she’s there, tottering around on the icy sidewalk, in full hair and makeup, somehow always beautifully lit, clutching one of her dogs. Full Story

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When a Hero Cums Along….

Dean Posted by Dean at December 12, 2012 17:31:02 December 12, 2012 17:31:02

Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here Full Story

B’s tease

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2012 16:11:32 December 4, 2012 16:11:32

HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully. Here is the first teaser featuring B telling you how scared she is but how Sasha Fierce allows her to “release” her fear. Full Story

This Hot Bitch should be Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 21:26:59 November 29, 2012 21:26:59
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These photos made me smile. They’re ridiculous and amazing. Firemen should always be around when you’re not wearing pants. Please. And then I pictured recreating this with Mimi instead of This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone. I just want you to imagine Mimi, not wearing pants under a fur coat, surrounded by firemen who, obviously, will eventually have to take her home in the fire truck. Full Story

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Mimi under the tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2012 21:52:10 November 28, 2012 21:52:10
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I just tried to imagine my Mimi tucked under a Christmas tree with her hair arranged around her the way they do wedding gowns, and her cleave propped up on a few presents, with her ass positioned towards the camera, and it filled me with such yearning -- why have we not seen this yet? Because, stupid, Mimi doesn’t belong under a tree, she should be ON TOP OF IT. Full Story

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Thanksgiving French Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2012 17:10:49 November 23, 2012 17:10:49
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What a wonderful way to celebrate American Thanksgiving -- with the highest quality French Canadian cheese. Better this than the sad smut situation that Gabriel Aubry’s involved in. Celine Dion was in Germany yesterday to collect her Bambi Award. Look at her, holding it as though it were alive, like it could converse. Full Story

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Let that be me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 16:17:51 November 20, 2012 16:17:51
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Charley Gallay/ Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Or I might have to fight Sasha for the privilege. I’m at work in Toronto this week and it’s been a little old school. Duana, Sasha, Michelle, and I met at etalk several years ago. Back then it felt like camp. We don’t normally see each other every day and end up emailing back and forth several times instead. Full Story

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