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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Here’s how a legend does it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2013 20:21:07 January 15, 2013 20:21:07
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Pipsqueak is a big f-cking deal. But he’s not a legend, yet. While Justin Timberlake’s approach was to hijack awards shows with his return to music after 6 years, while teasing people for days beforehand, and shooting some kind of arty video, David Bowie just dropped his new song on his 66th birthday, totally by surprise, without any fanfare or self-dicksucking. Full Story

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Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2013 19:57:52 January 14, 2013 19:57:52
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Jason Merritt/ FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Handout/ Getty

When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s rarely great enough to dominate the post-show discussion. Full Story

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I love life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2013 22:34:04 January 9, 2013 22:34:04
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty Images

If you’ve looked through these photos, you need no explanation. If not, by the end of this article, you will too love life. American Idol panelled on TCA yesterday featuring all judges, including, yes, Mimi and Nicki Minaj. And, well, journalists at the TCA, especially at panel sessions, don’t always have to kiss ass. Full Story

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Look at Mimi’s abs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2013 17:38:11 January 8, 2013 17:38:11
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Wenn, Theo Wargo/ KMazur/ Getty

This is the idea. Here’s our Mimi on the beach in Australia after performing three shows there over the holidays. She’s home now but this photo was released yesterday, just making sure you know that she’s fit...if, ahem, you believe that this image is completely untouched. Guess what? Just one more week. Full Story

Chloe Sevigny’s New York

Dean Posted by Dean at January 4, 2013 16:05:10 January 4, 2013 16:05:10
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Splash

It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like a human slipper/sock? That she’ll still appear completely miserable as she skulks out of luxury boutiques in Soho, even while draped in the pelts of the cast of Monsters, Inc. Full Story

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Joyful Joyful!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 19:45:07 December 24, 2012 19:45:07
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I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the sun above Melts the clouds of sin and sadness Drive the dark of doubt away Giver of immortal gladness Fill us with the light Fill us with the light Oh fill us with the light of day It is Christmas. Full Story

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You can start celebrating Christmas now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 16:01:10 December 21, 2012 16:01:10
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GOD, did I need her today. Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then... Sunshine. My darling sunshine... Mimi, obviously. As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into a snowsuit and tottering on the ice in stilettos. Full Story

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When is Mimi Aspen time?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2012 20:28:11 December 14, 2012 20:28:11
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Cousart-Rayne /JFXimages /WENN

One of the greatest joys of Christmas is the sight of my Mimi in Aspen. Every year she jams herself into a skin tight snowsuit and tricks out a pair of fur boots -- sometimes with a heel -- and pretends that she knows how to ski. It’s a glorious annual tradition and it never really feels like Christmas until she’s there, tottering around on the icy sidewalk, in full hair and makeup, somehow always beautifully lit, clutching one of her dogs. Full Story

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When a Hero Cums Along….

Dean Posted by Dean at December 12, 2012 17:31:02 December 12, 2012 17:31:02

Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here Full Story

B’s tease

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2012 16:11:32 December 4, 2012 16:11:32

HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully. Here is the first teaser featuring B telling you how scared she is but how Sasha Fierce allows her to “release” her fear. Full Story