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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Julia on Brange

April 20, 2012 18:45:27 Posted at April 20, 2012 18:45:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/LUCY NICHOLSON/Getty

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

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Beyonce updates

April 19, 2012 14:32:40 Posted at April 19, 2012 14:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

How much time did you lose on Beyonce’s Tumblr? Don’t lie. I know for some of you it was hours. I have a friend who sent me at least 8 emails about it all in succession. She studied every photo, every luxurious detail. Please. For me, when it first launched, I could not stop.  But I was stupid. I didn’t think Beysus would actually update her scripture so frequently. Full Story

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Pregnancy is still hard for Mimi

April 18, 2012 19:36:40 Posted at April 18, 2012 19:36:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And it’s been a year since she was pregnant!But first...Let’s all enjoy the gift of Mimi on the cover of SHAPE. Mimi in a bikini is one of life’s great joys. On very dark days, I google image “Mariah Carey bikini” and, well, it’s like Annie singing the “sun’ll come out”, because it does. Try it some time. Full Story

The B.I.C. is a tree

April 5, 2012 15:30:58 Posted at April 5, 2012 15:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not sure how I’ll be able to work the rest of the day. Because all I want to do is spend hours on Beyonce’s brand new Tumblr.So many personal photos. And video! Like this one: Remember when people - I guess they still do - insisted that that was a prosthetic? Please. Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Gwyneth is included. Full Story

Tom Cruise works the stage

April 3, 2012 15:12:58 Posted at April 3, 2012 15:12:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing!Who?Tom Cruise. Of course.It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that is him, all open-mouthed and try-hardy, strutting his leather covered thighs, flinging sweat from by side to side. Full Story

OMG, be my boyfriend

March 29, 2012 14:11:15 Posted at March 29, 2012 14:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Can you tell? I LOVE Gangster Franco so f-cking much.And if I’m feeling this way, I can’t even imagine how hard Michael K over at Dlisted must be and how creatively he’ll describe the sensation. Am waiting impatiently for that post up on his site. In the meantime, here’s Gangster Franco doing everything but making it rain on the set of Spring Breakers yesterday. Full Story

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JLo would love Gangster Franco

March 28, 2012 14:54:40 Posted at March 28, 2012 14:54:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

I love Gangster Franco. I just wish Gangster Franco had happened before JLo decided to get with her backup dancer. Then again, James Franco actually has a career of his own. That would probably turn her off. Gangster Franco’s stylings however, well, as you can see, JLo’d be all over it.Needless to say, everyone’s pointing to Kevin Federline as the inspiration behind the Gangster Franco look. Full Story

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Gangster Franco

March 27, 2012 21:15:17 Posted at March 27, 2012 21:15:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t find the snark and I won’t try and I won’t lie: I am obsessed with Gangster Franco. Like, I think I might love him. Gangster Franco > Casper SmartRIGHT????????This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to be Selena Gomez. No, I’m not sure what James Franco is doing in a movie (Spring Breakers) starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens that, so far at least, has them running around in bikinis the whole time. Full Story

Holy Lamb Day

March 27, 2012 20:02:24 Posted at March 27, 2012 20:02:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Today is the day that my Angelic Soul Mate was born! Time to celebrate! Time to get festive! I LOOOOVE YOU @MariahCarey KKLB - Nick Cannon’s Twitter, but his words pretty much represent the feeling across the Lambily. Full Story

Oscar GOOP: defensive, too tanned, with Cam

March 22, 2012 20:26:12 Posted at March 22, 2012 20:26:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I love it so much when Gwyneth features herself getting ready in her newsletters. But first...as she says...She must defend herself!GOOP is insisting she wrote her own cookbook. Whatever. Can we just talk about the Oscars and how her stylist put together her look? A look I called the Best of the Oscars 2012 Full Story

All that and no cover

March 22, 2012 19:48:36 Posted at March 22, 2012 19:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing.Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the kind of access that, for any other celebrity, comes only with a front page guarantee. Full Story

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