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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

This Hot Bitch should be Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 29, 2012 21:26:59 November 29, 2012 21:26:59
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FameFlynet

These photos made me smile. They’re ridiculous and amazing. Firemen should always be around when you’re not wearing pants. Please. And then I pictured recreating this with Mimi instead of This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone. I just want you to imagine Mimi, not wearing pants under a fur coat, surrounded by firemen who, obviously, will eventually have to take her home in the fire truck. Full Story

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Mimi under the tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2012 21:52:10 November 28, 2012 21:52:10
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WENN

I just tried to imagine my Mimi tucked under a Christmas tree with her hair arranged around her the way they do wedding gowns, and her cleave propped up on a few presents, with her ass positioned towards the camera, and it filled me with such yearning -- why have we not seen this yet? Because, stupid, Mimi doesn’t belong under a tree, she should be ON TOP OF IT. Full Story

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Thanksgiving French Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2012 17:10:49 November 23, 2012 17:10:49
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AEDT/WENN

What a wonderful way to celebrate American Thanksgiving -- with the highest quality French Canadian cheese. Better this than the sad smut situation that Gabriel Aubry’s involved in. Celine Dion was in Germany yesterday to collect her Bambi Award. Look at her, holding it as though it were alive, like it could converse. Full Story

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Let that be me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 20, 2012 16:17:51 November 20, 2012 16:17:51
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Charley Gallay/ Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Or I might have to fight Sasha for the privilege. I’m at work in Toronto this week and it’s been a little old school. Duana, Sasha, Michelle, and I met at etalk several years ago. Back then it felt like camp. We don’t normally see each other every day and end up emailing back and forth several times instead. Full Story

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Justin Bieber wants to be Leo too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2012 16:22:09 November 9, 2012 16:22:09
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Splash

Remember when Zac Efron fangirled Leonardo DiCaprio on the sidelines of Lakers games, trying to be cool in his hero’s presence, dutifully absorbing what he could of the Leo aura? Back then Zac was LipGloss, flopping his hair around his forehead, before he graduated to a cleaner cut for grownups. Full Story

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The Dowager Countess from Croydon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2012 18:48:48 November 8, 2012 18:48:48
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Bauer, Ron Galella, Ltd. /Getty

From Croydon??? I’m getting there... Kate Moss is promoting a book of her modelling photos. She agreed to only two interviews in support of the release: Vanity Fair (which I wrote about last week, click here for a refresher) and The New York Times. Full Story

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BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2012 15:28:50 November 7, 2012 15:28:50

Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. Full Story

Halloween Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2012 13:55:01 November 1, 2012 13:55:01

Last year Mimi was part of the Incredibles. She, Nick Cannon, and DemBabies all dressed up in the same costume. It was truly family styles. Well... Enough.Of.That.Sh-t. F-CK. That sh-t. Why should Mimi be one of many? This year she righted the situation. This year Mimi was Goldilocks. Full Story

Getting “Mossed”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 17:35:46 October 31, 2012 17:35:46

Kate Moss covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’ve been obsessed with Kate Moss for a long, long time. Some would say this is wrong. That’s she’s the wrong sort to be obsessed with. I get it. But the word “icon” is tossed around too often now. It’s tossed around too often for models. Full Story

Anna Wintour’s Passport Photo

Maria Posted by Maria at October 30, 2012 18:38:29 October 30, 2012 18:38:29
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Wenn, Splash

How bad is your passport photo? I’m only asking because no matter how bad yours is, I can promise you, mine is worse. It is horrific. Like… a Faces of Meth shot. I took it when I was 7-months pregnant, my face is splotchy, my hair is all thick and gross, no makeup and I got it in colour. Full Story

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Rubbing down Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2012 21:41:37 October 24, 2012 21:41:37

How long do your massages last for? Or...how long can you afford for them to last? Typically, in my experience, I’ve found that massages at a proper rehabilitation clinic are a lot less expensive than the ones you get at the spa. But if the therapist is making a house call? You know, $1500 sounds about right. Full Story