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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Blue’s blue headphones!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 20:10:09 August 30, 2012 20:10:09
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Apple Martin wore pink ones. But how could there be any other colour but blue for the Blue Ivy Carter? The Blue Ivy Carter was carried by her father in New York today. He was protecting her ears for a helicopter ride. Hamptons? The Carters have been spending a lot of time there this summer, renting a home for a reported $400K a month. Full Story

Bad Form all around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 16:20:46 August 23, 2012 16:20:46
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I love this proper rich people gossip story... So about Taylor Swift and whether or not she crashed Conor Kennedy’s cousin’s wedding - click here if you missed the article yesterday. Taylor’s crashing of the event was confirmed via Boston Herald by Victoria Gifford Kennedy, the mother of the bride. Full Story

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On Lawless & Shia’s beef with the boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 15:25:27 August 23, 2012 15:25:27
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Lawless opens next week. I saw it in Cannes. This is when I started summer crushing on Tom Hardy mostly for his relationship with Jessica Chastain in the film. For everyone else Lawless is an old fashioned dick fight, all honour and testosterone. Somehow I came out of there having watched a modern love story set in prohibition times. Full Story

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The Family F*ck-Up f*cks up again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 13:22:44 August 22, 2012 13:22:44
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Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like Harry, that sh-t is impossible to contain in Vegas. Full Story

I know my Mimi who wants her Lenny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 16:43:25 August 21, 2012 16:43:25
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As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news: Did they even consult with Mimi? Never mind the actual show, how will they even get through the seating arrangement process? Does Mimi seem to you like she plays well with girls? Girls who are younger than she is? And mouthy ones who like to stunt as much as the Minaj? TMZ Full Story

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Mimi & Minaj!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 20:30:32 August 20, 2012 20:30:32
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Just in case you weren’t sure, although I can’t imagine why, when Mariah Carey’s American Idol debuts in January, it’s getting a lot of play here on this blog. We might even liveblog. I look forward to it more than I’m looking forward to Christmas, no lies. And now, perhaps even more. Full Story

Winnie Cooper Is Way Smart

Maria Posted by Maria at August 16, 2012 14:33:55 August 16, 2012 14:33:55
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Last week Lainey and I were talking about our anxiety dreams: mine always revolve around math class. And this is because I’m painfully, embarrassingly bad at math. It’s awful. When out for dinner with friends, they know to calculate my share and tip because it takes me too long. I’m from the Barbie “math class is tough!” generation. Full Story

Trick or Treat?

Duana Posted by Duana at August 14, 2012 15:47:04 August 14, 2012 15:47:04
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Do you follow Joshua Malina on Twitter? (Click here for his account)  I don’t know why not, if you don’t.  He might be the single best “just like us” celeb on that whole thing.  Malina’s Twitter breaks down to about 65% tweets about how he’s aware his celebrity life is annoying and he is too privileged to talk, ever, 10% things his kids say that remind him he’s not cool, and 25% telling Chris Brown he’s a horrible person. Full Story

Detox with Dem Babies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 21:30:38 August 13, 2012 21:30:38

It’s the first day of Olympic withdrawal. How are you? I miss them. But, bless her, Mimi is here to help. With Dem Babies! First a photo of Moroccan with the caption: Me&Roc Starr taking a lil nap: ) And then it’s Monroe, I guess because the lambily demanded it: As per your request, me & ms. Full Story

The Spice Girls and the runway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2012 14:15:10 August 13, 2012 14:15:10
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First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

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The JCVD send-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 20:30:18 August 10, 2012 20:30:18
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As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split tests his pants before buying just to make sure they can accommodate his random kung fu kicks. Full Story

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