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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Mimi (barely) kicks off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2012 19:31:47 September 6, 2012 19:31:47
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Janet Mayer/ Jackson Lee/ Splash

It’s amazing, isn’t it? Our Mimi’s ability to keep reinventing the art of doing as little as possible? Mimi delivered two performances at the NFL kickoff last night. Sort of. For Triumphant, she appeared only halfway through the song, showing up in a pre-recorded video for the beginning with the title FASHIONABLY LATE as she sat in the backseat of a car, moving only her upper body. Full Story

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Beyonce’s Birthday Boat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2012 14:40:22 September 5, 2012 14:40:22
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FameFlynet

As you know, it was Beyonce’s 31st birthday yesterday and she had her birthday cards scanned and posted on her site - click here for a refresher. While we were reading about how much her friends and family love her, B and Jay-Z were celebrating on a yacht in the South of France with the Blue Ivy Carter. Full Story

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My Obsession is from nowhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 4, 2012 15:04:25 September 4, 2012 15:04:25
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Johnnie Shand Kydd

OK half my obsession: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, married to Sam Taylor-Johnson, and currently beginning promotion for the upcoming Anna Karenina in which he plays Vronsky who he hilarious calls a “typical blonde”. In a new interview with The Observer, Aaron says of his role: "I'm kind of like the typical blond in the movie. Full Story

Blue’s blue headphones!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 20:10:09 August 30, 2012 20:10:09
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INF

Apple Martin wore pink ones. But how could there be any other colour but blue for the Blue Ivy Carter? The Blue Ivy Carter was carried by her father in New York today. He was protecting her ears for a helicopter ride. Hamptons? The Carters have been spending a lot of time there this summer, renting a home for a reported $400K a month. Full Story

Bad Form all around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 16:20:46 August 23, 2012 16:20:46
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INF

I love this proper rich people gossip story... So about Taylor Swift and whether or not she crashed Conor Kennedy’s cousin’s wedding - click here if you missed the article yesterday. Taylor’s crashing of the event was confirmed via Boston Herald by Victoria Gifford Kennedy, the mother of the bride. Full Story

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The Family F*ck-Up f*cks up again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 13:22:44 August 22, 2012 13:22:44
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Splash

Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like Harry, that sh-t is impossible to contain in Vegas. Full Story

I know my Mimi who wants her Lenny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 16:43:25 August 21, 2012 16:43:25
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Fame/Flynet

As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news: Did they even consult with Mimi? Never mind the actual show, how will they even get through the seating arrangement process? Does Mimi seem to you like she plays well with girls? Girls who are younger than she is? And mouthy ones who like to stunt as much as the Minaj? TMZ Full Story

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Mimi & Minaj!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2012 20:30:32 August 20, 2012 20:30:32
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WENN

Just in case you weren’t sure, although I can’t imagine why, when Mariah Carey’s American Idol debuts in January, it’s getting a lot of play here on this blog. We might even liveblog. I look forward to it more than I’m looking forward to Christmas, no lies. And now, perhaps even more. Full Story

Winnie Cooper Is Way Smart

Maria Posted by Maria at August 16, 2012 14:33:55 August 16, 2012 14:33:55
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NBC NewsWire/Getty

Last week Lainey and I were talking about our anxiety dreams: mine always revolve around math class. And this is because I’m painfully, embarrassingly bad at math. It’s awful. When out for dinner with friends, they know to calculate my share and tip because it takes me too long. I’m from the Barbie “math class is tough!” generation. Full Story