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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Don’t ask Mimi about anyone but Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2012 16:06:31 May 16, 2012 16:06:31

Best relief after 13 hours of flying, no sleep, and someone with stank feet sitting in the next aisle?(Other than a bleary-eyed Joshua Jackson on the same flight?) Mimi!And not just regular Mimi, which is its own standard of solid gold amazingness, but Mimi being pissy about being asked about anyone but Mimi. Full Story

My Obsession & Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2012 14:23:15 May 15, 2012 14:23:15
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Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Chanel Resort 2013 was presented at Versailles yesterday. Click here to see the collection in LifeStyle. Everyone says that this event is the one you wait for. I’ve heard of fashion editors moving around their annual schedules, forgoing personal time, stabbing backs if they have to, in order to accommodate it. Full Story

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Dembabies have crazy skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2012 17:47:41 May 14, 2012 17:47:41
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant. It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is leaving an event with Nick Cannon the other night requiring only two people to help her negotiate the steps. Full Story

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Drizzy & TyTy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2012 18:19:36 May 7, 2012 18:19:36
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WENN

Um...how much do I love this?Sasha and I spent a few minutes perving over it on our call this morning.Tyra Banks and Drake were spotted together at Disneyland this weekend. Someone iPhoned them. Are they doing it? Oh I hope so. Click here to see the photos. Full Story

Mimi's Anniversary in Austria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2012 21:16:41 April 30, 2012 21:16:41
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Four years ago today, Mimi married Nick Cannon. As you know, Mimi spent the weekend in Paris where she gave photographers and fans an hour notice before showing up anywhere, just to make sure there was the appropriate amount of crowd swell worthy of her presence. I once heard about a party she was supposed to attend where her car pulled up and the mob wasn't thick enough to satisfy her so she made the driver circle for several minutes until they were able to gather the right amount of gawkers to satisfy her. Full Story

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Mimi’s Royal Subjects

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2012 18:34:07 April 27, 2012 18:34:07
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Fame/Flynet

For members of The Lambily there is only one anniversary today. F-ck Will and Kate, okay? As you can see, royal Mimi and that husband she drags around are in Paris to celebrate their fourth. On their travels, they encountered a royal subject of their very own. This particular Lamb obviously knows the royal Mimi protocol: you get down on your knees when you see the Meems. Full Story

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Julia on Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2012 18:45:27 April 20, 2012 18:45:27
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/LUCY NICHOLSON/Getty

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

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Beyonce updates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2012 14:32:40 April 19, 2012 14:32:40
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How much time did you lose on Beyonce’s Tumblr? Don’t lie. I know for some of you it was hours. I have a friend who sent me at least 8 emails about it all in succession. She studied every photo, every luxurious detail. Please. For me, when it first launched, I could not stop.  But I was stupid. I didn’t think Beysus would actually update her scripture so frequently. Full Story

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Pregnancy is still hard for Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2012 19:36:40 April 18, 2012 19:36:40

And it’s been a year since she was pregnant!But first...Let’s all enjoy the gift of Mimi on the cover of SHAPE. Mimi in a bikini is one of life’s great joys. On very dark days, I google image “Mariah Carey bikini” and, well, it’s like Annie singing the “sun’ll come out”, because it does. Try it some time. Full Story

The B.I.C. is a tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2012 15:30:58 April 5, 2012 15:30:58

I’m not sure how I’ll be able to work the rest of the day. Because all I want to do is spend hours on Beyonce’s brand new Tumblr.So many personal photos. And video! Like this one: Remember when people - I guess they still do - insisted that that was a prosthetic? Please. Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Gwyneth is included. Full Story

Tom Cruise works the stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 15:12:58 April 3, 2012 15:12:58

Look, I loved the first Rock Of Ages trailer. Sorry, but I love the second one just as much. And this time... We get to hear him sing!Who?Tom Cruise. Of course.It’s totally digitised and overproduced, but that is his voice underneath all those computers. And that is him, all open-mouthed and try-hardy, strutting his leather covered thighs, flinging sweat from by side to side. Full Story