Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Be thankful for Mimi

November 23, 2011 19:45:30 Posted at November 23, 2011 19:45:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You Americans, when you go around the table tomorrow before you cut into your turkey and call out what you’re thankful for (this happens in movies all the time but does it really happen at your house?), will Mariah Carey be on your list?She’s on my list. Yesterday, when my site was giving me stress, I watched these four minutes with Mimi during her latest appearance on the Home Shopping Network over and over again and was grateful every time. Full Story

5 years for the GMD and Robo

November 23, 2011 14:04:08 Posted at November 23, 2011 14:04:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since Charlene of Serenity came along though, it kinda puts Katie’s dead eyes into perspective. Full Story

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Mimi > Dembabies

November 18, 2011 17:18:43 Posted at November 18, 2011 17:18:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

 Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine she only wears for an hour of the day before changing into a different colour and style). Full Story

Gossip Nostalgia by request

November 17, 2011 21:59:00 Posted at November 17, 2011 21:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After my article yesterday on Jennifer Lopez, Casper Smart, and how she did much better - gossip-wise - back with Ben Affleck, many of you wrote to say (including Sandy C just an hour ago) that you’d never seen the Vegas photos of JLo sitting at the poker table with Ben, realising, as the paps were shooting, that it was totally, finally over. Full Story

Beyonce makes it better

November 17, 2011 20:24:27 Posted at November 17, 2011 20:24:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs.Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because she got punked at work in a new segment we’re doing on etalk when we switch roles on our producers. Full Story

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Was rancid, now size 4/6

November 10, 2011 15:14:51 Posted at November 10, 2011 15:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Cindy Ord/Getty

Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it...Rancid.So rancid she didn’t want her husband to see her, ever. "I had a towel on in the tub. Full Story

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She was lowered!!!!!

November 9, 2011 18:02:15 Posted at November 9, 2011 18:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter hasn’t not improved Mimi’s ability to move without assistance. Full Story

30 pounds of As IF

November 9, 2011 14:38:13 Posted at November 9, 2011 14:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling!As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and shadowed and angled and, um, maybe even retouched, all amounting to what she claims is a 30 pound weight loss since she started the Jenny program on July 22 which has resulted in her now sitting at a very petite size 4 or 6. Full Story

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Justin Bieber’s “fleeting affair”

November 2, 2011 13:25:17 Posted at November 2, 2011 13:25:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Apega/WENN, Flynet

Hugh Grant’s “fleeting affair” just produced a daughter. Click here if you missed that post late yesterday. Now some girl, 20 years old, is claiming her “fleeting affair” with Justin Bieber also produced a child. Full Story

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When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair?

November 1, 2011 17:52:35 Posted at November 1, 2011 17:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of all time. So. You know. Anyway, if you have seen it, you know then that the hair is a big ass deal. Full Story

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Best of Hollywood Halloween

October 31, 2011 14:56:09 Posted at October 31, 2011 14:56:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
RFC /Bauer Griffin

I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, Jacek was Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet which only means something to you if you’ve watched The Best of Will Ferrell SNL too many times. Full Story