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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Let it snow…for Mimi!

December 19, 2011 18:09:13 Posted at December 19, 2011 18:09:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video!  This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house?OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi mounting Nick, if that’s any indication of what the next four and a half minutes will bring…. Full Story

HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING???

December 14, 2011 20:21:45 Posted at December 14, 2011 20:21:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Sarah just messaged me about this video...It’s the best sh-t EVER.Family sh-t!What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy.To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that she can swallow all the infidelity and humiliation, so long as he publicly and demonstrably loves her. Full Story

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Without Irony

December 13, 2011 21:41:45 Posted at December 13, 2011 21:41:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I can’t snark on it. Because I LOVE IT. I love it without irony. Full Story

Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

December 12, 2011 21:10:24 Posted at December 12, 2011 21:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

All hail Blake Lively

December 7, 2011 21:56:45 Posted at December 7, 2011 21:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Startraks

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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My Movie Star is having a boy

December 6, 2011 19:08:47 Posted at December 6, 2011 19:08:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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Living in the GMD past

December 2, 2011 16:41:26 Posted at December 2, 2011 16:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TORU YAMANAKA/Getty

Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the Mission: Impossible soundtrack that plays throughout, like it’s the Church’s official theme song. Full Story

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Stick it out, suck it in

December 1, 2011 16:07:29 Posted at December 1, 2011 16:07:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alfie Goodrich/Splash

Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager.Is that the GMD sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’s becoming like Mariah Carey for me. Full Story

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Mary Kay Mimi & Baby B

December 1, 2011 15:23:21 Posted at December 1, 2011 15:23:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know when you build something up so hard you doom it from the start because it can never possibly live up to your expectations? And then Mimi comes along and always lives up to your expectations? This video with Justin Bieber...It’s the greatest 4 minutes of my life. It’s the greatest 4 minutes of your life. Full Story

Be thankful for Mimi

November 23, 2011 19:45:30 Posted at November 23, 2011 19:45:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You Americans, when you go around the table tomorrow before you cut into your turkey and call out what you’re thankful for (this happens in movies all the time but does it really happen at your house?), will Mariah Carey be on your list?She’s on my list. Yesterday, when my site was giving me stress, I watched these four minutes with Mimi during her latest appearance on the Home Shopping Network over and over again and was grateful every time. Full Story