'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.
I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story
You’re always asking me why George Clooney dates the women he dates. Why he doesn’t aim higher. Why he’s with an Italian tv dancer and a former wrestler instead of hooking up with a woman with more... prestige. Take a look at his new ad for Norwegian bank DNB NOR. This the dream. Every woman’s dream. Full Story
On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go. Full Story
I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good this season. Full Story
Brad Pitt, who is currently selling Moneyball, told Parade Magazine that life with Jennifer Aniston was not interesting and pathetic. Ryan Gosling is also selling a movie (Drive opens today - are you going?) and talking about his exes. His comments though are decidedly sweeter. And very, very MiniVan Majority friendly. Full Story
Brad Pitt is promoting Moneyball... Moneyball has been very well received. It’s early in the season but Moneyball could have a chance at Oscar. Brad Pitt must really want Moneyball, and his performance, to have a chance at Oscar. Because he is opening his mouth for Moneyball, wider than he has in a long, long time. Full Story
Can’t wait to get home to my PVR. I mean, I don’t feel good about watching on those bad places online but sometimes, when I’m on the road, and I have to know what happened, sometimes I can’t help myself. And I pay subscription for everything! Last night I got back to the hotel early enough to go online and download the episode of Curb that everyone keeps talking about. Full Story