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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

This is a good Johnny

October 26, 2011 22:30:20 Posted at October 26, 2011 22:30:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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No, no, not the photos of him last night at the NYC premiere of The Rum Diary, God no. The fact that Johnny’s looking a little portly these days is reminding me how f-cking old I am. I do however love him opposite Ricky Gervais. Gervais is producing a new comedy series called Life’s Too Short starring Warwick Davis (Professor Flitwick!) who plays like the head of CAA but only representing little people. Full Story

Where are his hands?

October 24, 2011 14:01:40 Posted at October 24, 2011 14:01:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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GSI

Selena Gomez is touring across Canada. She played Winnipeg the other night. The schedule allowed her to spend an extra day in the city though. So her boyfriend flew up to meet her. They went to the mall, of course, and the movies, obviously, and to the hockey game, please, he is Canadian after all. While at the hockey game, in their VIP box, well, as you can see, Selena sat on Justin’s lap and they loved each other with their lips and hands. Full Story

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Tonight’s the night

October 21, 2011 19:16:48 Posted at October 21, 2011 19:16:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mimi on tv!With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a short clip on Good Morning America. Full Story

Xenu wants reserved chicken

October 21, 2011 18:47:26 Posted at October 21, 2011 18:47:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more outlets, I took a closer look and it turns out John did want some greasy chicken only not in the sauna but in an actual KFC. Full Story

Taller and deeper?

October 19, 2011 21:07:24 Posted at October 19, 2011 21:07:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. They’ve released the video for a song called Mistletoe. Please. Of course Sasha, Dean, and I have already squ-emailed about it. Of course we are obsessed. Dean had to get all sensible and sh-t and point out that the proceeds go to charity so we should feel good about our stagnated maturation but only after he confessed that “there are basically no celeb Christmas songs that I don’t like” which obviously added another dimension of hilarity to the whole situation. Full Story

Chicken Fried Criminally AWESOME

October 18, 2011 20:53:06 Posted at October 18, 2011 20:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a new video for Criminal. Have you seen it? They’re pulling this down all over the place, they already pulled down the link I originally watched it off of this morning and I got this one from Dlisted so it’s best to do it before it’s gone. We open on an episode of Gossip Girl. Full Story

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So Jen & Justin think they can dance

October 12, 2011 18:54:37 Posted at October 12, 2011 18:54:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PCN

This was my favourite email from yesterday amid all the baby bump theories resulting from Beyonce weird stomach crumple. And it was in response to the Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux twinsy fedora article. Click here if you missed it.  Thanks to Cortney for the screen cap of Lauren & Tad from Season 8 of So You Think You Can Dance. Full Story

Thanksgiving As You Wish

October 7, 2011 19:54:13 Posted at October 7, 2011 19:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Entertainment Weekly is doing a cast reunion special in its new issue. One of the reunions: The Princess Bride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can we all agree that there is no fighting about The Princess Bride? As the magazine points out, The Princess Bride was not a mega box office performer. There were no major headliners in the cast. Full Story

Ok, Blake. You win.

October 7, 2011 16:04:42 Posted at October 7, 2011 16:04:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

WHERE did this girl get her game??? On Monday it was reported that she was in Boston last weekend having dinner with Ryan Reynolds. By Tuesday it broke that she and Leonardo DiCaprio were over. Wednesday and Thursday she beat him to the headlines with the story that they split because SHE wasn’t ready to get serious, pissing on Leo’s weak subsequent hook-up with a random Australian model. Full Story

Mimi & Bieber

October 6, 2011 21:07:53 Posted at October 6, 2011 21:07:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. November 1. Collaborations with some major names, his usual partnerships, and also...Mimi.Mimi and Bieber. All I Want For Christmas? I am ALWAYS happy when I hear All I Want For Christmas. I worry about the amount of joy in your life if you don’t get happy when you hear All I Want For Christmas. Full Story

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The Rich & Famous embarrassing themselves

October 6, 2011 17:40:02 Posted at October 6, 2011 17:40:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This will be the best minute of your day.I PROMISE.The GMD went to a wedding recently. At that wedding, he decided to be the Britney Spears to Larry Ellison’s Justin Timberlake. Ellison is the guy who runs Oracle. He’s richer than f-ck. And they challenged each other to a dance-off. Xenu the merciful allowed this to be iPhoned for our enjoyment. Full Story