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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

If the Jolie presents, so will the Madge!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2012 21:39:36 January 13, 2012 21:39:36
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As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy.They’ve never met. Officially.But they’ve exchanged testy words in public.And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me of recently, they also both slept with, at one point or another, Jenny Shimuzu. Full Story

Meangirl in the hall

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2012 18:13:09 January 9, 2012 18:13:09
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Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these are the small joys of the job. Full Story

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Mimi’s kidney failure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2012 17:04:00 January 4, 2012 17:04:00

Here’s a photo Mariah Carey posted on her Twitter and her website: her husband Nick Cannon has been hospitalised for “mild kidney failure”. While he clearly looks distressed, his wife has decided, out of love of course, to cram herself onto that small bed to comfort him, jamming him and his poor kidney into one of the bars. Full Story

Happy Christmas Mimi is skinny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2011 18:44:40 December 23, 2011 18:44:40

Can you think of a better send-off? Mimi posted this on her Twitter yesterday:In Aspen, wearing the outfit I wore for my first ever Christmas video!!As you know, Mimi had twins this year. But the way she’s going on about it, her greatest accomplishment was to get thin again. Full Story

Let it snow…for Mimi!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 18:09:13 December 19, 2011 18:09:13

Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video!  This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house?OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi mounting Nick, if that’s any indication of what the next four and a half minutes will bring…. Full Story

HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 20:21:45 December 14, 2011 20:21:45
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Sarah just messaged me about this video...It’s the best sh-t EVER.Family sh-t!What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy.To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that she can swallow all the infidelity and humiliation, so long as he publicly and demonstrably loves her. Full Story

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Without Irony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 21:41:45 December 13, 2011 21:41:45

I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I can’t snark on it. Because I LOVE IT. I love it without irony. Full Story

Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 21:10:24 December 12, 2011 21:10:24
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It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

All hail Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 21:56:45 December 7, 2011 21:56:45
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Startraks

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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My Movie Star is having a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 19:08:47 December 6, 2011 19:08:47
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We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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