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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

The Rich & Famous embarrassing themselves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2011 17:40:02 October 6, 2011 17:40:02

This will be the best minute of your day.I PROMISE.The GMD went to a wedding recently. At that wedding, he decided to be the Britney Spears to Larry Ellison’s Justin Timberlake. Ellison is the guy who runs Oracle. He’s richer than f-ck. And they challenged each other to a dance-off. Xenu the merciful allowed this to be iPhoned for our enjoyment. Full Story

A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2011 15:28:05 September 28, 2011 15:28:05
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Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by Bebe Buell. Bebe Buell, I just like saying the whole name, is Liv Tyler’s mother. Full Story

Porny’s having a baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2011 21:27:22 September 27, 2011 21:27:22
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I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. Full Story

Vintage Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 21:08:28 September 26, 2011 21:08:28
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Jackson Lee /Splash

I am wishing so hard on the Gossip Genie right now about awards season. The prospect of all of those names - Clooney, Brange, Damon, Gosling... and Jennifer Aniston as a presenter? As I mentioned last week, her movie with Justin Theroux (and Paul Rudd) opens in February. Presenting is a very serious possibility. Full Story

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You make me Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2011 20:29:47 September 26, 2011 20:29:47
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AKM

Hello Kitty as a verb. I work on an entertainment tv show. It’s a half hour. There’s a constant editorial give and take about what we report and what we don’t report. I don’t give a sh-t for example about The Bachelor and those Kardashians. I do understand however that my celebrity preferences don’t represent the general viewer. Full Story

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Little Rider’s busy week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2011 08:47:43 September 23, 2011 08:47:43

I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s a Twitter account called @beyjayfetus Full Story

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This is the dream

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 20, 2011 10:40:18 September 20, 2011 10:40:18

You’re always asking me why George Clooney dates the women he dates. Why he doesn’t aim higher. Why he’s with an Italian tv dancer and a former wrestler instead of hooking up with a woman with more... prestige. Take a look at his new ad for Norwegian bank DNB NOR. This the dream. Every woman’s dream. Full Story

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Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:01:26 September 19, 2011 08:01:26

On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go. Full Story

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The Emmy Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 05:51:00 September 19, 2011 05:51:00

So Alec Baldwin was supposed to appear in the opening video. Baldwin made a joke about News Corp and the phone hacking business. The bit was subsequently cut. As such, he decided not to be part of it at all which is why Leonard Nimoy ended up playing the president. (Source Full Story