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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2011 20:21:45 December 14, 2011 20:21:45
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Sarah just messaged me about this video...It’s the best sh-t EVER.Family sh-t!What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy.To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that she can swallow all the infidelity and humiliation, so long as he publicly and demonstrably loves her. Full Story

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Without Irony

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2011 21:41:45 December 13, 2011 21:41:45

I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I can’t snark on it. Because I LOVE IT. I love it without irony. Full Story

Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 21:10:24 December 12, 2011 21:10:24
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It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

All hail Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2011 21:56:45 December 7, 2011 21:56:45
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Startraks

The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to ball the sh-t out of the famewhore game.How did she DO that?Throughout Ryan Reynolds’s marriage to Scarlett Johansson, they were photographed together maybe 3 times, maybe, and never all that intimately. Full Story

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My Movie Star is having a boy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 19:08:47 December 6, 2011 19:08:47
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We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of those Movie Stars have suffered serious setbacks, there is one Movie Star who keeps rising. Full Story

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Living in the GMD past

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2011 16:41:26 December 2, 2011 16:41:26
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Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the Mission: Impossible soundtrack that plays throughout, like it’s the Church’s official theme song. Full Story

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Stick it out, suck it in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2011 16:07:29 December 1, 2011 16:07:29
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Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager.Is that the GMD sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’s becoming like Mariah Carey for me. Full Story

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Mary Kay Mimi & Baby B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2011 15:23:21 December 1, 2011 15:23:21

You know when you build something up so hard you doom it from the start because it can never possibly live up to your expectations? And then Mimi comes along and always lives up to your expectations? This video with Justin Bieber...It’s the greatest 4 minutes of my life. It’s the greatest 4 minutes of your life. Full Story

Be thankful for Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 19:45:30 November 23, 2011 19:45:30

You Americans, when you go around the table tomorrow before you cut into your turkey and call out what you’re thankful for (this happens in movies all the time but does it really happen at your house?), will Mariah Carey be on your list?She’s on my list. Yesterday, when my site was giving me stress, I watched these four minutes with Mimi during her latest appearance on the Home Shopping Network over and over again and was grateful every time. Full Story

5 years for the GMD and Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2011 14:04:08 November 23, 2011 14:04:08
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since Charlene of Serenity came along though, it kinda puts Katie’s dead eyes into perspective. Full Story

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