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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

30 pounds of As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2011 14:38:13 November 9, 2011 14:38:13

Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling!As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and shadowed and angled and, um, maybe even retouched, all amounting to what she claims is a 30 pound weight loss since she started the Jenny program on July 22 which has resulted in her now sitting at a very petite size 4 or 6. Full Story

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When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 17:52:35 November 1, 2011 17:52:35

Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of all time. So. You know. Anyway, if you have seen it, you know then that the hair is a big ass deal. Full Story

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Best of Hollywood Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2011 14:56:09 October 31, 2011 14:56:09
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I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, Jacek was Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet which only means something to you if you’ve watched The Best of Will Ferrell SNL too many times. Full Story

This is a good Johnny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2011 22:30:20 October 26, 2011 22:30:20
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WENN

No, no, not the photos of him last night at the NYC premiere of The Rum Diary, God no. The fact that Johnny’s looking a little portly these days is reminding me how f-cking old I am. I do however love him opposite Ricky Gervais. Gervais is producing a new comedy series called Life’s Too Short starring Warwick Davis (Professor Flitwick!) who plays like the head of CAA but only representing little people. Full Story

Where are his hands?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2011 14:01:40 October 24, 2011 14:01:40
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GSI

Selena Gomez is touring across Canada. She played Winnipeg the other night. The schedule allowed her to spend an extra day in the city though. So her boyfriend flew up to meet her. They went to the mall, of course, and the movies, obviously, and to the hockey game, please, he is Canadian after all. While at the hockey game, in their VIP box, well, as you can see, Selena sat on Justin’s lap and they loved each other with their lips and hands. Full Story

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Tonight’s the night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 19:16:48 October 21, 2011 19:16:48

It’s Mimi on tv!With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a short clip on Good Morning America. Full Story

Xenu wants reserved chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2011 18:47:26 October 21, 2011 18:47:26

This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more outlets, I took a closer look and it turns out John did want some greasy chicken only not in the sauna but in an actual KFC. Full Story

Taller and deeper?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 21:07:24 October 19, 2011 21:07:24

Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. They’ve released the video for a song called Mistletoe. Please. Of course Sasha, Dean, and I have already squ-emailed about it. Of course we are obsessed. Dean had to get all sensible and sh-t and point out that the proceeds go to charity so we should feel good about our stagnated maturation but only after he confessed that “there are basically no celeb Christmas songs that I don’t like” which obviously added another dimension of hilarity to the whole situation. Full Story

Chicken Fried Criminally AWESOME

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 20:53:06 October 18, 2011 20:53:06

There’s a new video for Criminal. Have you seen it? They’re pulling this down all over the place, they already pulled down the link I originally watched it off of this morning and I got this one from Dlisted so it’s best to do it before it’s gone. We open on an episode of Gossip Girl. Full Story

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So Jen & Justin think they can dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2011 18:54:37 October 12, 2011 18:54:37
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PCN

This was my favourite email from yesterday amid all the baby bump theories resulting from Beyonce weird stomach crumple. And it was in response to the Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux twinsy fedora article. Click here if you missed it.  Thanks to Cortney for the screen cap of Lauren & Tad from Season 8 of So You Think You Can Dance. Full Story