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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Blake & Leo: Photo Assumption the love

June 8, 2011 08:02:33 Posted at June 8, 2011 08:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These shots were taken on June 3, 2011 in fair Verona, where we lay our scene. Jesus Christ, Leo, ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS????????????????????? So here they are, Blake Lively substituting herself in place of Claire Danes I guess, just 2 days after her “not her” nude photos were leaked online, seeming to enjoy herself immensely in the company of her new boyfriend, one of the most successful actors in the business. Full Story

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Granny Freeze goes GOOP too!

June 7, 2011 16:20:43 Posted at June 7, 2011 16:20:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woah! Gwyneth Paltrow going online and tweeting and whosaying and facebooking is one thing. But Gran? Franny Freeze Nicole Kidman? This is... A new world. It’s like... it’s like the ones who were once most superior and inaccessible... it’s like they’re all trying to, gulp, reach out and HUG us. Full Story

Swiss Chalet!!!

June 1, 2011 13:48:00 Posted at June 1, 2011 13:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you live outside Canada, and you’ve never been to Canada, you probably don’t know what the f-ck. But Swiss Chalet is one of our iconic chicken houses. But not fried. And you either LOVE it or you HATE it. Especially the Swiss Chalet dipping sauce. Like, I’ve probably had this debate at least 150 times in my life. Full Story

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Leo made Blake’s life?

June 1, 2011 09:38:12 Posted at June 1, 2011 09:38:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember, when Katie Holmes first hooked up with the GMD, they managed to unearth an old article in which she declared that when she was little, she always wanted to marry Tom Cruise. Posters on her wall and sh-t. And when that happened...she announced that, “He made my life”. Which quickly became one of my all time favourite expressions. Full Story

More Spanish PDA

May 31, 2011 07:13:51 Posted at May 31, 2011 07:13:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In yesterday’s post about Shaki – click here if you missed – I noted that I never mind when the Spaniards go full PDA, although it’s gross and offensive when people try it over here in North America. That reminded me of a video I’ve been meaning to post featuring another Spanish couple, and my favourite, Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero. Full Story

The way J loves B

May 27, 2011 09:33:00 Posted at May 27, 2011 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ve sh-t on Beyonce before because, well, if you pull a douchebag diva move, you’re going to get called. Full Story

What`s cute to old people

May 27, 2011 08:36:38 Posted at May 27, 2011 08:36:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek and I were driving around the neighbourhood yesterday. There`s a high school nearby and in the afternoon, the kids are always out killing a few hours before they have to get home. A boy and a girl were sitting outside a coffee house. They could not have been more than 16, 17 tops. She was on his lap, facing out, his arms were wrapped around hers, her head leaning back on his, blissed out, they were both really, really attractive, like a Gap ad or something, and I, like an old perv, immediately started awwwww-ing them as we passed by, almost as though it were a tourist attraction. Full Story

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Dear Gossips,

Last night I saw the trailer for New Girl with Zooey Deschanel and I really, really liked it. So I emailed Duana, “I really, really liked the New Girl trailer with Zooey Deschanel. Are you disappointed in me?” As of this writing she’d yet to reply.  Read Full Intro

GOOP on the A List & Wood Burning Ovens

May 26, 2011 13:08:18 Posted at May 26, 2011 13:08:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s GOOP is about pizza. Which I’m actually eating right now as I’m writing. It’s Dr Oetker which is a LOT easier than what G is telling me to do with her dough kneading and other various gourmet kitchen activities. Having said that, there are pictures. Of her doing the dough kneading and even a shot of her wood burning oven that she had built in her yard. Full Story

Gwyneth, Gaga, and the flowers

May 24, 2011 12:39:19 Posted at May 24, 2011 12:39:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A radiant Gwyneth Paltrow – at least I think so – hit up the Chelsea Flower Show the other day to promote her cookbook titled Notes From My Kitchen Table in London. I heard somewhere that the reason for the change is that there is already a book in the UK called My Father’s Daughter and/or that it was a publisher’s decision based on what would appeal to each demographic. Full Story

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Young lovers sucking in together

May 24, 2011 08:16:29 Posted at May 24, 2011 08:16:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Our puppy Barney, now 5 months, tries to sneak up onto our bed every night by jumping on my head. This, evidently, in his mind, qualifies as a stealth entry. This morning, 3:30am, his paw landed hard on my face, nearly took out my eye. My alarm was already set for 4am so there was no point going back to sleep. Full Story

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