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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Best Mediocre into Amazing: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 08:01:26 September 19, 2011 08:01:26

On anyone else I wouldn’t have a lot of time for this dress. You’ve seen it before. Many, many times. And it’s red. And I’ve already told you how I feel about red, especially on a red carpet. But Sofia Vergara happens to be wearing it. And Sofia Vergara, well, when she wears things, anything, it automatically becomes a discussion, even though there’s not much to say beyond the fact that the earrings - Colombian emeralds - are lovely and she’s the hottest, funniest sh-t ever, because she never, ever takes it too seriously, and I wondered how Rob Lowe was keeping his badness suppressed when he was up there next to her as we all know there was a time he would not have been able to let that go. Full Story

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The Emmy Awards 2011

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2011 05:51:00 September 19, 2011 05:51:00

So Alec Baldwin was supposed to appear in the opening video. Baldwin made a joke about News Corp and the phone hacking business. The bit was subsequently cut. As such, he decided not to be part of it at all which is why Leonard Nimoy ended up playing the president. (Source Full Story

It’s not you, it’s me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 09:50:44 September 16, 2011 09:50:44

I’m sure I don’t need me to refresh your memory on Brad Pitt’s comments about his “dull” marriage to Jennifer Aniston in Parade Magazine that made every headline yesterday. The word “pathetic” was thrown in there too. Let that be a sign. That Gossip will be Good this season. Full Story

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On exes: Ryan is not Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 08:36:10 September 16, 2011 08:36:10

Brad Pitt, who is currently selling Moneyball, told Parade Magazine that life with Jennifer Aniston was not interesting and pathetic. Ryan Gosling is also selling a movie (Drive opens today - are you going?) and talking about his exes. His comments though are decidedly sweeter. And very, very MiniVan Majority friendly. Full Story

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Brad’s Moneyball big mouth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2011 12:34:29 September 15, 2011 12:34:29

Brad Pitt is promoting Moneyball... Moneyball has been very well received. It’s early in the season but Moneyball could have a chance at Oscar. Brad Pitt must really want Moneyball, and his performance, to have a chance at Oscar. Because he is opening his mouth for Moneyball, wider than he has in a long, long time. Full Story

What I missed on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2011 06:58:29 September 14, 2011 06:58:29

Can’t wait to get home to my PVR. I mean, I don’t feel good about watching on those bad places online but sometimes, when I’m on the road, and I have to know what happened, sometimes I can’t help myself. And I pay subscription for everything! Last night I got back to the hotel early enough to go online and download the episode of Curb that everyone keeps talking about. Full Story

Sofia Coppola married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 11:49:28 August 29, 2011 11:49:28

In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl LagerfeldFull Story

Puppy Love takes second place

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 08:15:56 August 29, 2011 08:15:56

If Beyonce didn’t sh-t on everyone with her baby, my favourite part of last night’s MTV MVAs would have easily been Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Did you see their pre-show interview? Please. He was talking to her about his pee pee. So f-cking cute. Look at his face looking at her face when he says “Johnson”. Full Story

Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:06:03 August 29, 2011 07:06:03

So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. There’s nothing better in the business of gossip than being able to talk about the moment when a major star decides to make it All About Her. Full Story

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Mimi: X Factor and puppy posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2011 07:10:28 August 23, 2011 07:10:28

Let’s get the business sh-t out of the way first. Simon Cowell is finalising Mariah Carey’s deal with X Factor. She’s to be a mentor and work with competitors from his house. (Source) Great. Now here’s Mimi in a Twitter photo Full Story

Don’t question

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 10:21:44 August 22, 2011 10:21:44

Just... enjoy. I am not exactly sure WHY the Hoff was performing in London at G-A-Y the other night. I just know that this is a gift. And that sometimes you don’t question gifts, you just accept them, enjoy them in your own personal way, and then resume facing the hardships of life. Please also note that David Hasselhoff wears his pants better than Jessica Simpson’s golddigging Kevin Federline Eric Johnson. Full Story

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