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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Four Hours with Prince

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 27, 2011 07:25:11 June 27, 2011 07:25:11

I wish. Those of you who saw his show on Saturday night though – I’m so jealous! Prince was in Montreal this weekend for the Jazz Festival. He laid down a FOUR HOUR show at The Metropolis on Saturday night. FOUR HOURS. I’m told every minute was pure f-cking gold. Now THAT is an artist, right? Music for music lovers, right? And it was a small venue too. Full Story

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Rock’n’Roll GMD!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2011 06:46:00 June 20, 2011 06:46:00

A publicity still from Rock of Ages has been released featuring Tom Cruise in full costume with tats and a windblower as Stacee Jaxx. Go ahead. Enjoy it for a few. I’ll wait. Like, amazing right? I mean... He is trying SO hard. And now I totally want to see this. So badly. Remember Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia? How it became the best thing ever whenever he started singing. Full Story

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Producer Porn: Behind The Scenes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2011 09:00:00 June 14, 2011 09:00:00

Written by DuanaDo you mourn Oprah? Do you miss her? Do you wish she was still on the air? I liked the Oprah show well enough. I watched sometimes and didn’t watch for weeks or months at a time and got annoyed when I would try to see it every day(because people did, and talked about it, and I was (am?) a certain type of pop culture snob that requires you to consume every single thing that’s on TV, at least before there were shows like ‘Best Week Ever’ and so forth) because it clogged up the PVR and sometimes I just didn’t care. Full Story

Broadway Tops and Bottoms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2011 06:44:38 June 13, 2011 06:44:38

I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. Because when Hugh Jackman is singing about tops and bottoms, well, you know. Anyway, I still haven’t watched all of the Tony Awards yet but I have gone through most of Neil Patrick Harris’s highlights and, as mentioned earlier in today’s open, he more than delivered last night, almost like he’d been saving it up all year, since there wasn’t much to work with on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story

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Blake & Leo: Photo Assumption the love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2011 08:02:33 June 8, 2011 08:02:33

These shots were taken on June 3, 2011 in fair Verona, where we lay our scene. Jesus Christ, Leo, ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS????????????????????? So here they are, Blake Lively substituting herself in place of Claire Danes I guess, just 2 days after her “not her” nude photos were leaked online, seeming to enjoy herself immensely in the company of her new boyfriend, one of the most successful actors in the business. Full Story

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Granny Freeze goes GOOP too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2011 16:20:43 June 7, 2011 16:20:43

Woah! Gwyneth Paltrow going online and tweeting and whosaying and facebooking is one thing. But Gran? Franny Freeze Nicole Kidman? This is... A new world. It’s like... it’s like the ones who were once most superior and inaccessible... it’s like they’re all trying to, gulp, reach out and HUG us. Full Story

Swiss Chalet!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 13:48:00 June 1, 2011 13:48:00

If you live outside Canada, and you’ve never been to Canada, you probably don’t know what the f-ck. But Swiss Chalet is one of our iconic chicken houses. But not fried. And you either LOVE it or you HATE it. Especially the Swiss Chalet dipping sauce. Like, I’ve probably had this debate at least 150 times in my life. Full Story

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Leo made Blake’s life?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 1, 2011 09:38:12 June 1, 2011 09:38:12

You remember, when Katie Holmes first hooked up with the GMD, they managed to unearth an old article in which she declared that when she was little, she always wanted to marry Tom Cruise. Posters on her wall and sh-t. And when that happened...she announced that, “He made my life”. Which quickly became one of my all time favourite expressions. Full Story

More Spanish PDA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2011 07:13:51 May 31, 2011 07:13:51

In yesterday’s post about Shaki – click here if you missed – I noted that I never mind when the Spaniards go full PDA, although it’s gross and offensive when people try it over here in North America. That reminded me of a video I’ve been meaning to post featuring another Spanish couple, and my favourite, Iker Casillas and Sara Carbonero. Full Story

The way J loves B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 09:33:00 May 27, 2011 09:33:00

All this Justin and Selena loving is giving me the googly hearts! So Beyonce performed on American Idol the other night. As always, she f-ckin’ stomped it. The wind machine, the vocals, the moves, that girl is the Ultimate Entertainer. In any era, but especially in this one. Now I’ve sh-t on Beyonce before because, well, if you pull a douchebag diva move, you’re going to get called. Full Story

What`s cute to old people

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2011 08:36:38 May 27, 2011 08:36:38

Jacek and I were driving around the neighbourhood yesterday. There`s a high school nearby and in the afternoon, the kids are always out killing a few hours before they have to get home. A boy and a girl were sitting outside a coffee house. They could not have been more than 16, 17 tops. She was on his lap, facing out, his arms were wrapped around hers, her head leaning back on his, blissed out, they were both really, really attractive, like a Gap ad or something, and I, like an old perv, immediately started awwwww-ing them as we passed by, almost as though it were a tourist attraction. Full Story

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