Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Mrs Wahlberg’s BitchFace

January 18, 2011 09:15:00 Posted at January 18, 2011 09:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here we thought she was just a garden variety model wife. A very fertile one at that. But Mrs Wahlberg, also known as Rhea Durham, she has a raging bitch inside of her. And when she lets it out? Look. The. F-ck. Out. It’s amazing. The background: I work on an entertainment news show in Canada called etalk Full Story

Best Lady BFFs: ANNETTE BENING/JULIANNE MOORE

January 17, 2011 11:21:18 Posted at January 17, 2011 11:21:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana I’d like to apologize to you all for my overuse of CAPSLOCK last night on the liveblog and this morning. When I get a little excited and Lea Michele about the whole thing, the only way I know to express it is through caps. Full Story

Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox

January 17, 2011 08:30:06 Posted at January 17, 2011 08:30:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has to do with too much doctor cutting. That Pretend Face of hers… it’s demented. Full Story

Worst Friend Whore: Diddy

January 17, 2011 07:03:04 Posted at January 17, 2011 07:03:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why the Globes are by far the most fun to watch. Because of the cutaways. Because of what happens right before they go to commercial. When these motherf-ckers get up and start mixing tables. Like when Diddy stood behind Marky Mark, practically panting, waiting for Marky to turn around and acknowledge him. Full Story

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Worst But Best Red Carpet Interviewer: Alexa Chung

January 17, 2011 06:39:00 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First let me just say that I love Alexa Chung. Her look. Her style. AND mostly that she’s f-cking out to lunch. When the press release came out that she’d be interviewing for NBC on their pre-show, it was Christmas. Because if you ever watched her MTV show back then, you know that that girl is LAZY. Full Story

The Golden Globe Awards 2011

January 17, 2011 06:07:47 Posted at January 17, 2011 06:07:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ricky Gervais, right? Not to be belligerent but if you’re reading this blog, and you’re a gossipy bitch, I won’t understand it if you come at me with – “he was so inappropriate”. He was exactly as we wanted him to be. He did not care. And he said the sh-t you want him to say. Full Story

Grammy poster boy

January 13, 2011 09:46:07 Posted at January 13, 2011 09:46:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The early batch of Grammy Award performers was announced today. Lady Gaga, Cee-Lo Green, Miranda Lambert, Arcade Fire, Katy Perry, and… Eminem. Which I guess shouldn’t be a huge surprise. He is, after all, the Grammy poster boy this year. MusicIsLifeIsMusic. MTV Shows Full Story

Mimi in flats!

January 7, 2011 10:49:42 Posted at January 7, 2011 10:49:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? And flipflops too! Please. My heart stopped beating when I saw these – our Mimi at the doctor’s yesterday not tottering around in 5 inch booties. Has she given up on life? Note how capably she’s able to walk around on her own, unassisted. It’s like… I don’t even know her. Full Story

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A man has needs

January 6, 2011 12:03:25 Posted at January 6, 2011 12:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the best thing that’s happened to me today. When I woke up, grumpy as f-ck, and bloated, reading about it made me happy. Picturing it, and then picturing the conversation after it, was even better. That might be a little perverted. As you know, T.I. is currently in prison for another year for being a dumbass and driving around tweaked and messing with his probation. Full Story

Bill Murray hot dog and karaoke

January 5, 2011 13:23:55 Posted at January 5, 2011 13:23:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bill Murray’s random amazingness was a regular part of this blog in 2010. Click here for his feature in the Best of the Year article. When he walked into an elevator. And kissed some dude. And then walked back out, ominously declaring “no one will ever believe you”. Full Story

New Year fur & Twitter songs

January 4, 2011 08:16:43 Posted at January 4, 2011 08:16:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kanye West hooked up with Jay-Z yesterday in New York for a meeting at the Mercer Hotel. As you can see, he was animal all over with an orange handle handbag and a fur coat to keep warm. Needless to say, Kanye being Kanye, there’s little chance of this being fake. West and Jay are just coming off their New Year’s Eve in Vegas where they both took the stage at the Cosmopolitan opening with Coldplay. Full Story