Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

I’m a huge f-cking movie star&I make giant movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 08:48:34 February 7, 2011 08:48:34

Matt Damon was not in Dallas for the Super Bowl. Instead, he spent the weekend in Malibu with his wife and all their girls. They have a lot of girls. And he does make giant movies and is a huge f-cking movie star but somehow Matt Damon finds time to shoot 30 Rock cameos and Jimmy Kimmel joke clips and Entourage appearances and produce independent films and work as the ambassador for a charity called One X One and shoot ESPN interviews about Mike McCarthy that crack us up. Full Story

Sexy in a puffy coat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 10:09:59 February 3, 2011 10:09:59

It’s hard to look sexy in one of these. Even Blake Lively barely manages. But then Sofia Vergara comes along and a puffy coat is suddenly giving you an erection. I know she’s great on Modern Family, but for me, right now, where she’s really taken it to the next level is on the red carpet. Full Story

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JLo: legs, Idol, Super Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2011 09:47:47 February 3, 2011 09:47:47

But first – a programming note! Forgot to mention earlier in the excitement of the New Year: TV LIVEBLOG WITH DUANA goes today at 3pm ET/Noon PT! Back to our regularly scheduled programme: Jennifer Lopez was introduced as the first global brand ambassador for Gillette Venus yesterday at the launch in New York for the “Venus Goddess Fund for Education”. Full Story

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Mimi Cribs: LA Edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2011 08:41:00 February 2, 2011 08:41:00

Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her couch, with her on it, into the Home Shopping Network studios, with 18 costume and hair changes, to sell her rainbows and Hello Kitties. Full Story

Posing for the radio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2011 09:13:23 February 1, 2011 09:13:23

Of course it’s JLo. Like, she’s actually posing during an interview at Sirius XM Studio in New York today. Have you ever watched someone try to pose WHILE THEY’RE TALKING? Only the most extreme of narcissists who would attempt it. Only the best of the extreme can do it this well. She looks amazing. Full Story

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Best SAG Body: Sofia Vergara

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 08:27:00 January 31, 2011 08:27:00

I’m actually not sure how a body like hers is mathematically possible. Between the size of her breasts and the smallness of her waist, it’s a goddamn mindf-ck. No complaint here. Especially not when she starts talking. I can’t find the video online yet. But she was, as usual, solid gold during her interview with E! When asked what she liked least about herself, Sofia Vergara replied:"I wisha 2b an A cup sun-tines to wear the no bra. Full Story

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SAG Determined: Paz de la Huerta

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:59:20 January 31, 2011 07:59:20

If you’re not familiar with my Paz de la Huerta obsession, you must have missed this article from December. Or maybe you don’t watch Boardwalk Empire? She’s made moaning an art on Boardwalk Empire. And she practically moaned up on stage last night during Boardwalk Empire’s win for Best Drama. Full Story

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SAG Jinx: Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2011 07:07:00 January 31, 2011 07:07:00

Click here for a refresher on what I wrote last week. When JT doesn’t show up, The Social Network cleans up. When he does show up, like at the Producers Guild, TSN gets no love. Justin attended the SAGs last night. Guess what happened? The Social Network was trumped by The King’s Speech. Full Story

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Multiple Italian thumb-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 08:52:58 January 27, 2011 08:52:58

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many variations on a thumbs-up. And all delivered so enthusiastically. There’s the double pump, a double pump with a plié, a one thumb, a side thumb, two side thumbs, and a lot of amazing cheese… It’s never a bad day when Cavalli comes out to play. Full Story

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I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL…again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2011 08:41:16 January 26, 2011 08:41:16

Finally had a chance to watch the Newsweek Actor Roundtable. I love these videos. But they’re an investment. If you do have an hour at lunch, or at home later though, I promise it’s more worth your while than most talk show interviews. Because it’s not so much what they say, it’s what they say to each other. Full Story

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Like Aunt, Like Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2011 07:27:36 January 24, 2011 07:27:36

Emma Roberts is GORGEOUS. I mean, she’s really, really spectacularly beautiful. And the littlest thing ever. Skinny, frail, bored… I interviewed Emma yesterday at the Sundance premiere for her new movie Homework, co-starring Freddie Highmore. Love him. Everyone else was wearing proper winter clothing. Full Story