Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

October 28, 2010 08:12:54 Posted at October 28, 2010 08:12:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story

Becks gets a massage

October 28, 2010 07:51:55 Posted at October 28, 2010 07:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job.   Victoria and his boys were there, two of them at least. Posh apparently was brought into the interview when Becks claimed that he is neat and she is messy and she objected to that, to which he replied jokingly: “We’re going to have our first argument in 11 years. Full Story

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The old Lisbeth is the new It

October 25, 2010 12:52:59 Posted at October 25, 2010 12:52:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s what Entertainment Weekly called Noomi Rapace a couple of weeks ago. And they actually say that’s what everyone in Hollywood is calling her right now. She was in LA for meetings and so many people wanted a piece and she’s working with the same publicist who took Marion Cotillard to an Oscar and they say there’s an outside shot there could be a nomination in Noomi’s future too. Full Story

Invite her to tea

October 20, 2010 12:23:52 Posted at October 20, 2010 12:23:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I came across this article today about Hot Harry on a Horse and his brand new piece. Camilla Romestrand, from Norway, fronts a British band called Eddie The Gun. Apparently she and Hot Harry are rumoured to be hanging out a lot which is just a polite way of saying they’re f-cking. Full Story

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Swifty doesn’t deny it

October 20, 2010 08:59:03 Posted at October 20, 2010 08:59:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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Bieber with gravitas

October 20, 2010 07:56:24 Posted at October 20, 2010 07:56:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I LOVE Gordon Pinsent. We all were in love with Gordon Pinsent when Away From Her was making its Oscar run a couple of years ago. Last year I sat next to him at the Heart Truth fashion show featuring his daughter. He was so adorably proud, and clapped and beamed so enthusiastically every time he saw her, my heart hurt just watching him. Full Story

Spittle and the Spartans

October 18, 2010 06:57:08 Posted at October 18, 2010 06:57:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

King Leonidas spent the weekend at Michigan State University this weekend. It was homecoming, and he was all over it. Midnight Madness on Friday night and then the football game on Saturday and he led the marching band and thanks to all of you who have written to tell me about it and each and every one included a reference to avoiding his spray. Full Story

No wasting

October 15, 2010 10:01:00 Posted at October 15, 2010 10:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This SJP hair pattern is kind of becoming my favourite thing. And as noted earlier, she did indeed take her kid to school this morning after going out last night having had her hair all did and nice. I mean, really, I would do the same. Anyway, totally off topic but I’ve just arrived at We Day at Rogers Arena and we were walking through the backstage area past the dressing rooms and this sign made my life. Full Story

Bruce and The Wasp

October 13, 2010 13:45:09 Posted at October 13, 2010 13:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

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Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo

October 7, 2010 13:28:00 Posted at October 7, 2010 13:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch with a glass of wine. Full Story

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Redemption in drag?

October 6, 2010 08:49:00 Posted at October 6, 2010 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seeing this kinda makes me roll my eyes a little less enthusiastically at his pretention. Check out James Franco on the cover of Candy Magazine, a publication that celebrates “transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” He is f-cking hideous. And also a little bit hot. Full Story

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