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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Christmas with Mimi and Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 14:32:12 December 14, 2010 14:32:12

Are you grumpy? Don’t fret. Mimi’s here to make it all go away. Did you watch her Christmas Special last night? If you missed it, you missed Joy. Everything she touches, from her microphone to her earpiece to that sleigh in the corner, all of it was tricked out. Mimi’s sh-t needs to be glistening. Full Story

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Why is Nic so mad?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 06:59:05 December 13, 2010 06:59:05

Nicolas Cage is currently in Romania shooting, ugh, Ghost Rider 2. On the weekend he hit up a club, then was seen outside in a massive screaming match with a friend before storming off. You know in university when dudes get a little too juiced on a Saturday night and the bouncers throw them out and they end up spit-yelling at each other on the street while their girlfriends cry in the corner? I thought we were brothers, man! Bros for life, man. Full Story

Pitt & Paz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 09:09:00 December 10, 2010 09:09:00

Michael Pitt showed up at a society event in New York last night alongside the likes of Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs and pouted with his big lips as though being there was an affront to his artistic integrity. That pubic f-ckery on his face is an affront to my visual integrity. Anyone who grooms their sh-t like that is an automatic please leave my party now. Full Story

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Posh & the British First Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 14:29:19 December 8, 2010 14:29:19

Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully enjoy the amazingness of these pictures. Full Story

One minute acting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 12:20:40 December 8, 2010 12:20:40

A lot of you have been sending me this today: the New York Times video featuring (mostly) world class actors “acting” for a minute. Let’s call this what it is, ok? It’s a little pretentious and contrived. Come on now… The black and white, the music, the self involvement disguised as art – this kind of sh-t alienates people. Full Story

Whooooo’s BLAKE???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2010 09:20:42 December 8, 2010 09:20:42

There is good and bad in this article. Let’s start with the good. Or funny. Depends how you see it. Thanks to Stephanie S for alerting me to this – it’s Roger Friedman’s piece today about the Blue Valentine premiere. Roger Friedman is a press person Someone on the circuit. He’s been doing this for a long time. Full Story

Smell another jealous rage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2010 08:36:22 December 7, 2010 08:36:22

Remember when this happened? Click here for a refresher on Cameron Diaz throwing herself at Alex Rodriguez in Mexico over Thanksgiving changing her forever in my mind and remind me that she is the girl who lost her sh-t at Justin Timberlake for picking up with Jessica Biel so soon after they split; she is the girl who embarrasses herself at a bar with a douchebag who barely cares. Full Story

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Best of 2010: DRANK Mimi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 14:07:00 December 3, 2010 14:07:00

In the annual recap of our best and worst gossip moments, it’s impossible not to mention Mimi. And several times. So let this be the first. Remember when Mimi went to the Palm Springs Film Festival and got up on stage... drunk!?! Sigh. These are the best gifts. The escort on stage. How she tiptoe skips up to the mic. Full Story

6 narcissists at the table

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2010 08:10:00 December 3, 2010 08:10:00

This is your weekend assignment. Because who has the time during the week to spend an hour on this, even though it’s 60 minutes of pure amazingness? The Hollywood Reporter Actors’ Roundtable is embedded below. Enjoy it, maybe over breakfast on Sunday, really savour the experience. I broke it up into two parts on Wednesday night during my playlist making, loved it, but wonder if I would have even more if I hadn’t paused. Full Story

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Best of 2010: Salma and the Snake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 14:43:00 December 2, 2010 14:43:00

This is an annual December feature. It’s time to look back at 2010 – the high times, the low classy times, and all the amazingness in between. If there are moments that stand out in particular for you, please let me know. I couldn’t think of a better way to kick this off though than with Salma and that Snake. Full Story

The dress,the stag,the curtsey & the D-O double G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2010 08:20:38 December 2, 2010 08:20:38

While Prince William has been in Zurich with the English delegation supporting England’s bid to host the 2018 World Cup, Kate Middleton went out to a charity event last night in London. Click here to see photos. The Daily Mail is such a f-cking bitch of a paper, non? I love it. Full Story