Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

No wasting

October 15, 2010 10:01:00 Posted at October 15, 2010 10:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This SJP hair pattern is kind of becoming my favourite thing. And as noted earlier, she did indeed take her kid to school this morning after going out last night having had her hair all did and nice. I mean, really, I would do the same. Anyway, totally off topic but I’ve just arrived at We Day at Rogers Arena and we were walking through the backstage area past the dressing rooms and this sign made my life. Full Story

Bruce and The Wasp

October 13, 2010 13:45:09 Posted at October 13, 2010 13:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

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Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo

October 7, 2010 13:28:00 Posted at October 7, 2010 13:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch with a glass of wine. Full Story

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Redemption in drag?

October 6, 2010 08:49:00 Posted at October 6, 2010 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seeing this kinda makes me roll my eyes a little less enthusiastically at his pretention. Check out James Franco on the cover of Candy Magazine, a publication that celebrates “transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” He is f-cking hideous. And also a little bit hot. Full Story

Karl’s throne, Karl’s stage

October 5, 2010 16:28:36 Posted at October 5, 2010 16:28:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today at Paris Fashion Week it was Chanel. And therefore Karl’s moment. You know, Karl doesn’t have small moments. It’s always a spectacle and he is always the grand prince. I really love when he makes his exit entrance. It’s really the definition of amazingness. Flanked by the incomparable Ines de la Fressange, unchanged after all these years, and of course his muse Baptiste, Karl celebrated his new collection – clothes most of us can only look at and dream about. Full Story

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Please let there be better photos

September 29, 2010 07:40:00 Posted at September 29, 2010 07:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kristi emailed me yesterday with this Twitter link and the following message: RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm) What? No, she’s fine. She’s just... Well you know she never liked to walk to begin with right? Standing is sometimes a stretch. Full Story

Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen

September 27, 2010 11:07:49 Posted at September 27, 2010 11:07:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but she’s managed to overcome it even at home, during Milan Fashion Week, flaunting her superior strategic machinations in the faces of her enemies but appearing front row at Cavalli, and then – the ultimate trumping – hand in hand with Him at Giorgio Armani today. Full Story

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Mimi didn’t want to get up

September 27, 2010 07:22:12 Posted at September 27, 2010 07:22:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try to dance like that, a melon popping up on and down on a sofa. Full Story

Hear Lourdes speak

September 23, 2010 07:51:23 Posted at September 23, 2010 07:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna and Lourdes walked the pink carpet together at the Material Girl launch at Macy’s last night in New York and actually stopped for joint interviews on the press line and while Lourdes has certainly been heard before, this is really the first time she’s been broadcast so widely. It’s pretty amazing. Full Story

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Manslinger bikes and sings

September 22, 2010 13:04:00 Posted at September 22, 2010 13:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson and her parents Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell went for a bike ride with boyfriend Matt Bellamy the other day in Santa Monica. Kate as you can see is wearing her New England Patriots cap. She’s a good friend of Mr Kraft. I have a friend who will not introduce her boyfriend to her parents. Full Story

Bill > Blake

September 21, 2010 07:23:54 Posted at September 21, 2010 07:23:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Any time, right? Love these photos so much. Of Anna Wintour in London yesterday for fashion week, at the Nicole Farhi show, seated beside not boring Blake Lively but the impossibly charismatic Bill Nighy, and because of him actually managed an (almost) genuine smile. Am now obsessed with the picture of him kissing her ear. Full Story