Amazingness Articles

'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

JT is a bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 13:12:20 November 19, 2010 13:12:20

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story

Those are big shorts. For him.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2010 12:45:56 November 19, 2010 12:45:56

On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, there are about a dozen of them that always do the job. Full Story

How to pay for a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:30:10 November 5, 2010 07:30:10

So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here Full Story

Don’t hold back the convicted 5 year old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 07:25:57 November 3, 2010 07:25:57

On Monday night in New York, Kanye West received the ACE Award for Stylemaker of the Year. He was there in person to accept and, well, not surprisingly, had some sh-t to say. Here’s what I don’t understand when I hear people complaining about Kanye West. He’s a douche! He’s an asshole! Ugh, he should just shut up! But why? Kanye is like Mimi: ALWAYS ENTERTAINMENT. Full Story

Mimi on gender neutrality

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2010 07:14:22 November 3, 2010 07:14:22

Did you watch our Mimi on Ellen yesterday? Did you see the amazingness? It’s 7 minutes of amazingness as only Mimi can deliver it. From the moment she waddle-tottered onto the set, Mimi kept going, and it’s hard, you know? It’s hard to decide the highpoint of the interview because, since it’s Mimi, there are so many. Full Story

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Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 08:12:54 October 28, 2010 08:12:54

It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how hilarious that is, when they f-ck up their verb conjugations. Full Story

Becks gets a massage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 07:51:55 October 28, 2010 07:51:55

I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job.   Victoria and his boys were there, two of them at least. Posh apparently was brought into the interview when Becks claimed that he is neat and she is messy and she objected to that, to which he replied jokingly: “We’re going to have our first argument in 11 years. Full Story

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The old Lisbeth is the new It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2010 12:52:59 October 25, 2010 12:52:59

That’s what Entertainment Weekly called Noomi Rapace a couple of weeks ago. And they actually say that’s what everyone in Hollywood is calling her right now. She was in LA for meetings and so many people wanted a piece and she’s working with the same publicist who took Marion Cotillard to an Oscar and they say there’s an outside shot there could be a nomination in Noomi’s future too. Full Story

Invite her to tea

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 12:23:52 October 20, 2010 12:23:52

So I came across this article today about Hot Harry on a Horse and his brand new piece. Camilla Romestrand, from Norway, fronts a British band called Eddie The Gun. Apparently she and Hot Harry are rumoured to be hanging out a lot which is just a polite way of saying they’re f-cking. Full Story

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Swifty doesn’t deny it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 08:59:03 October 20, 2010 08:59:03

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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Bieber with gravitas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 07:56:24 October 20, 2010 07:56:24

I LOVE Gordon Pinsent. We all were in love with Gordon Pinsent when Away From Her was making its Oscar run a couple of years ago. Last year I sat next to him at the Heart Truth fashion show featuring his daughter. He was so adorably proud, and clapped and beamed so enthusiastically every time he saw her, my heart hurt just watching him. Full Story