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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

They all can’t be Helen Mirren

May 11, 2010 14:03:08 Posted at May 11, 2010 14:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. When Helen Mirren isn’t talking stupidness out of her ass. Full Story

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Karl’s girls and couples dancing

May 11, 2010 09:42:54 Posted at May 11, 2010 09:42:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

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The Anniversary of their Sex

April 30, 2010 08:20:53 Posted at April 30, 2010 08:20:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love and the passion of the soul and the miracle of the life. Full Story

Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning

April 29, 2010 11:53:53 Posted at April 29, 2010 11:53:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of vitamins”. See? Lunch box. As usual, he was great on Letterman last night. Full Story

RDJ everywhere

April 28, 2010 14:53:34 Posted at April 28, 2010 14:53:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, even when he Tiger Woodsed him. Full Story

The Original Situation

April 27, 2010 13:25:36 Posted at April 27, 2010 13:25:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I.’s Situation, which of course is Tiny. Full Story

My obsession crosses the Atlantic

April 27, 2010 12:15:11 Posted at April 27, 2010 12:15:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now already been featured twice in People Magazine this week, first focusing on Aaron’s point of view (he says he’s an old soul and Sam’s a young soul and as such they’re perfect together), and now from Sam’s vantage on the heels of her feature story in Harper’s Bazaar. Full Story

The Charismatic RDJ

April 26, 2010 13:03:35 Posted at April 26, 2010 13:03:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. Full Story

Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

April 20, 2010 13:58:45 Posted at April 20, 2010 13:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Coachella Love

April 19, 2010 07:33:17 Posted at April 19, 2010 07:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they pull it down because they’ve been pulling all the videos down and you really shouldn’t miss it, especially around the 4:20 mark. Full Story

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The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream

April 16, 2010 11:02:05 Posted at April 16, 2010 11:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’s helping her walk. And sit down. Full Story

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