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'Special' Celebrities and Hollywood stars who make you laugh and smile by being overly pampered, out-of-touch, eccentric, or hilariously delusional.

Swifty doesn’t deny it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 08:59:03 October 20, 2010 08:59:03

I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw-shucks-ing onstage after winning an award that she so clearly was going to win. Full Story

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Bieber with gravitas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2010 07:56:24 October 20, 2010 07:56:24

I LOVE Gordon Pinsent. We all were in love with Gordon Pinsent when Away From Her was making its Oscar run a couple of years ago. Last year I sat next to him at the Heart Truth fashion show featuring his daughter. He was so adorably proud, and clapped and beamed so enthusiastically every time he saw her, my heart hurt just watching him. Full Story

Spittle and the Spartans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2010 06:57:08 October 18, 2010 06:57:08

King Leonidas spent the weekend at Michigan State University this weekend. It was homecoming, and he was all over it. Midnight Madness on Friday night and then the football game on Saturday and he led the marching band and thanks to all of you who have written to tell me about it and each and every one included a reference to avoiding his spray. Full Story

No wasting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 10:01:00 October 15, 2010 10:01:00

This SJP hair pattern is kind of becoming my favourite thing. And as noted earlier, she did indeed take her kid to school this morning after going out last night having had her hair all did and nice. I mean, really, I would do the same. Anyway, totally off topic but I’ve just arrived at We Day at Rogers Arena and we were walking through the backstage area past the dressing rooms and this sign made my life. Full Story

Bruce and The Wasp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2010 13:45:09 October 13, 2010 13:45:09

I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. But sometimes it seems forced. Full Story

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Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 13:28:00 October 7, 2010 13:28:00

It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch with a glass of wine. Full Story

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Redemption in drag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 08:49:00 October 6, 2010 08:49:00

Seeing this kinda makes me roll my eyes a little less enthusiastically at his pretention. Check out James Franco on the cover of Candy Magazine, a publication that celebrates “transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” He is f-cking hideous. And also a little bit hot. Full Story

Karl’s throne, Karl’s stage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2010 16:28:36 October 5, 2010 16:28:36

Today at Paris Fashion Week it was Chanel. And therefore Karl’s moment. You know, Karl doesn’t have small moments. It’s always a spectacle and he is always the grand prince. I really love when he makes his exit entrance. It’s really the definition of amazingness. Flanked by the incomparable Ines de la Fressange, unchanged after all these years, and of course his muse Baptiste, Karl celebrated his new collection – clothes most of us can only look at and dream about. Full Story

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Please let there be better photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 07:40:00 September 29, 2010 07:40:00

Kristi emailed me yesterday with this Twitter link and the following message: RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm) What? No, she’s fine. She’s just... Well you know she never liked to walk to begin with right? Standing is sometimes a stretch. Full Story

Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 11:07:49 September 27, 2010 11:07:49

Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, but she’s managed to overcome it even at home, during Milan Fashion Week, flaunting her superior strategic machinations in the faces of her enemies but appearing front row at Cavalli, and then – the ultimate trumping – hand in hand with Him at Giorgio Armani today. Full Story

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Mimi didn’t want to get up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2010 07:22:12 September 27, 2010 07:22:12

You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try to dance like that, a melon popping up on and down on a sofa. Full Story